honk honk I suppose, assholes.

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

i fownd fish meet!!!

*presents the stolen leg of a violet*

- @b4dly-dr4wn-um4chi

/ <3 FUCK YEAH! HI UMA! Y0U WANT THIS SHIT C00KED 0R Y0U WANT IT SUSHI? / :oD

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

whAt tHe fUck Did You Do

/ ?3< HELL ARE Y0U? INTR0DUCE Y0UR ENTIRE SELF AND THEN FUCK 0FF 0N 0VER HERE WITH JUDGING ME. / >:o/

[troll-medicull-advice]

@badly--drawn---ak0kan

/? HELL0 PLEASE HELP

G0T SH0T BUT THE ARR0W BR0KE

LAYED REAL M0THERFUCKIN STILL F0R A L0NG TIME

TRIED T0 GET UP

FUCK ME I GUESS, ARR0WHEAD IS STILL FUCKING AR0UND IN MY ENTIRE DAMN TORSO. / :o(

Where are you exactly? Please call your local emergency number. The wound may have healed by now, and if the arrowhead is not visible and unable to be removed with standard tools, it will need to be surgically removed. 🏥

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

/ <? 0KAY YES AND Y0U'RE NICE AND I LIKE Y0U BUT UNF0RTUNATELY IF I CALL ANY SINGLE PERS0N MY SHIT WILL BE WRECKED WITH ZER0 HESITATI0N. / :o(

[troll-medicull-advice]

If you can walk, please go to your nearest. Uh. Person who can do minor surgery. Because it will need to be surgically removed. Do not do surgery on yourself. 🏥

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

/ <> THANK Y0U MY M0ST M0THERFUCKING AMAZING MEDICULLIN INVERTESIB. / :o,)

[troll-medicull-advice]

@badly--drawn---ak0kan

/? HELL0 PLEASE HELP

G0T SH0T BUT THE ARR0W BR0KE

LAYED REAL M0THERFUCKIN STILL F0R A L0NG TIME

TRIED T0 GET UP

FUCK ME I GUESS, ARR0WHEAD IS STILL FUCKING AR0UND IN MY ENTIRE DAMN TORSO. / :o(

Where are you exactly? Please call your local emergency number. The wound may have healed by now, and if the arrowhead is not visible and unable to be removed with standard tools, it will need to be surgically removed. 🏥

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

/ <? 0KAY YES AND Y0U'RE NICE AND I LIKE Y0U BUT UNF0RTUNATELY IF I CALL ANY SINGLE PERS0N MY SHIT WILL BE WRECKED WITH ZER0 HESITATI0N. / :o(

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[rins-reblog-repository]

@badly–drawn—ak0kan except you’Re boy

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

/ <3< WH0 ARE Y0U? D0 N0T TAG ME! H0W D0 YOU KN0W AB0UT ME? / >:o?

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

*sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff*

- @b4dly-dr4wn-um4chi

/ Ɛ><> UMA Y0U ***KN0W*** ITS ME!!!! THE HELL??? 0H SHIT ITS P0PC0RN. I HAVE P0PC0RN IN MY BAG. / XoD :o?

[b4dly-dr4wn-um4chi]

i nevr had pop corn beefor.............

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

/ <3 I MEAN DIG THE FUCK IN. ITS FR0M LIKE 4O MINUTES AG0 S0 IT'S C0LD, S0RRY. / :o)

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

*sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff*

- @b4dly-dr4wn-um4chi

/ Ɛ><> UMA Y0U ***KN0W*** ITS ME!!!! THE HELL??? 0H SHIT ITS P0PC0RN. I HAVE P0PC0RN IN MY BAG. / XoD :o?

[vinny-vox]

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

/ ? B0Y. IS IT BECAUSE I'M B0Y 0R BECAUSE 0F 0THER SHIT? HELL YES IT IS. / :oD

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

*gives you a warm blanket and a tablet with a cute wholesome anime playing on it*

you deserve a happy time ^u^ even if you eat ants like potato chips

/ ?3 WHAT??? / :o?

/ ?3 S0 THAT'S C00L AND SHIT. BUT I HATE THIS. IT'S NICE 0F Y0U TH0UGH. MAYBE REDP0P WANTS TO WATCH THIS. / :o)

/ ?3< ALS0 WHAT IN FUCKALL IS WR0NG WITH MY ENJ0YMENT 0F A SNACK? / >:o?

/ <? ANYWAYS. BYE. SEE YA. / :o3

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

*hands you a jar of 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜*

MHHM? 0H FUCK DAMNIT. YEAH THANKS A BUNCHA L0TS.

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

*whacks you with a wet trout*

/ <3< WELL N0!!!!! D0NT D0 ***THAT*** SHIT!!!!!! / >:o(

[b4dly-dr4wn-um4chi]

i haet this dum coen.

[undrawn-athlas]

Why is there just a severed arm next to you?_`/

[b4dly-dr4wn-um4chi]

i tuk it frum sumwun.

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

W0ULD Y0U HAPPEN T0 BE FUCKING JUDGING HER??

THE HELL'S SHE D0NE T0 Y0U??

[b4dly-dr4wn-um4chi]

Hiii! Would you like a free meal? I have many meat AND veggie options, just say the word!

*hands a menu with any ingredient you can think of (that I can draw, I know you Rin, do not torture me ;u;)

i cant reed. i liek meet tho.

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

W0AH. THAT'S JUST ALL A FUCKING T0N 0F F00DSTUFFS.

WAIT SHIT SHIT SHIT I'M MEETING S0ME BITCH NAMED FL00R.

SHIT IS AWFUL. ENJ0Y DINNER UMACHI. SHIT IS AWFUL F0REVER.

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

I'M STUCK IN MY HIVE BECAUSE THE ISLAND I'M 0N IS FL00DING I HATE THIS.

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

yu smel purpul. i dont like purpul.

(@b4dly-dr4wn-um4chi)

/ <3< YEAH. THAT'S...... THAT'S S0 VALID, LITTLE M0THERFUCKER. I D0NT LIKE IT MUCH EITHER, BUT MESSIAHS I AM ***STUCK*** WITH IT. / :,o(

I UNDERSTAND IT.

Y0U KEEP HAVING THAT 0PINI0N ALL THE WAY IT IS S0 FUCKIN REAL.

[b4dly-dr4wn-um4chi]

...

they hurt me to. purpul is eevul. bloo is eevul to. bloo made my frends hurt eech othr.

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

I KN0W. I KN0W. I KN0W EXACTLY WHAT Y0U ARE TALKING A69UT AND I ***HATE*** TH0SE M0THERFUCKING BITCHES.

[badly-drawn-hyperion]

@badly--drawn---ak0kan

/ ? CAN I C0ME IN PLEASE, M0THERFUCKER? I'VE ALREADY ASKED, MAN. / :o(

plea$e don't kill us. we never {ommitted any {rime$ in front of you...

(he's pointing at the cameRa btw)

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

/ ???!!!!! N0W WHY EXACTLY IN FUCKALL THAT THE MESSIAHS HAVE MADE, IS A M0THERFUCKER D0ING T0 GIVE Y0U THE IMPRESSI0N OF BEING READY T0 ***KILL*** A VERY KIND AND HARMLESS L00KIN J0URNALIST? I'M S0RRY IF S0METHIN I DID WAS SP00KIER THAN USUAL. / :o0 :o(

/ <? AWW AND MAN THAT'S SWEET AS HELL. THANKS INVERTEBR0! I'M ALL G00D TH0UGH. I M0ST SIMPLY JUST HAPPEN T0 BE L00KIN LIKE THIS. / :,o)

[badly-drawn-hyperion]

you look ab$olutely horrifying when you $mile, by the way. and it could be be{au$e i'm a journali$t, but i am fighting the urge to a$k que$tion$ that i $houldn't unle$$ i do want to die-

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

HUH?

/ 3<??? N0 MAN I ALREADY JUST HAVE T0LD Y0U I'M N0T AB0UT T0 KILL EVEN 0NE M0THERFUCKER. / :o?

/ o3? I'M JUST LIKE, WAS PAINTING MY HIVE. I WAS PAINTING MY HIVE. AND WHAT IS WR0NG WITH MY SMILE??? / :o(

/?? 0H BUT ASK WHATEVER IN M0THER FUCK Y0U ARE THINKING AB0UT. I MIGHT N0T ANSWER, BUT Y0URE 0BVI0USLY N0T DYING. AT LEAST I H0PE N0T. / :o)

[badly-drawn-hyperion]

*hold$ out a mi{rophone*

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

/ o3< I...... TRIPPED. / :o(

/ o3<> THERE. QUESTI0N TIME 0VER, M0THERFUCKERS. / ,':o/

[badly-drawn-hyperion]

yeah, i think that {on{lude$ thi$ interview. and for the re{ord, lying really doe$n't make you look good.

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

/<3< UGHHHH. 0KAY FINE IT WAS FR0M A T0RTURE MASK. FUCK THIS. / >:,o(

[badly-drawn-hyperion]

if it help$ at all, whi{h it likely doe$n't, none of thi$ wa$ re{orded. the mi{rophone from earlier wa$ only a prop.

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

/?? IT'S...... IT'S 0KAY. Y0U SAID S0RRY. / :o,)

[badly--drawn---ak0kan]

yu smel purpul. i dont like purpul.

(@b4dly-dr4wn-um4chi)

/ <3< YEAH. THAT'S...... THAT'S S0 VALID, LITTLE M0THERFUCKER. I D0NT LIKE IT MUCH EITHER, BUT MESSIAHS I AM ***STUCK*** WITH IT. / :,o(

I UNDERSTAND IT.

Y0U KEEP HAVING THAT 0PINI0N ALL THE WAY IT IS S0 FUCKIN REAL.