meowdy nyall

A Badly Drawn Homestuck Roleplay Blog.

[badlydrawndavepeta]

B33 < keep it real nyall

run by @visionaryparacosmos, who became interested in the hilarity and fun that is all the badlydrawnhomestuck blogs. i also run @badlydrawnlilseb.

heres my rules and guidelines page.

if you want to tip me, here's my ko-fi.

any asks referring to davepeta with he or she pronouns will be ignored and deleted.

note: badlydrawn blogs to me means no pressure or expectations of a polished or detailed drawing. drawings may not actually be “bad” depending on your standards.

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Troll Romance Survey

By filling out this survey you are: A. Consenting to participating in research done by an independent researcher that is not overseen by an

If you're 18 or older and you engage in troll romance, you should take my survey. I'm hoping to get at least 50 responses, so please share this with any friends, hatefriends, frenemies, or enemies you have.

[visionaryparacosmos]

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I’m opening up tarot reading commissions! I have three different Homestuck decks you can choose from: the official original Homestuck Tarot, the official Acts 6 & 7 Tarot, and an unofficial Homestuck Tarot.

If you’ve been dying for a personalized reading from one of these decks, hit me up.

[badlydrawndavepeta]

​Hey, do you want a highly personalized tarot reading from a Homestuck Tarot deck of your choice? I’m offering $15 tarot readings. Hmu if you have any questions.

[visionaryparacosmos]

Support visionaryParacosmos

Support visionaryParacosmos

I’m opening up tarot reading commissions! I have three different Homestuck decks you can choose from: the official original Homestuck Tarot, the official Acts 6 & 7 Tarot, and an unofficial Homestuck Tarot.

If you’ve been dying for a personalized reading from one of these decks, hit me up.

[badlydrawndavepeta]

​Hey, do you want a highly personalized tarot reading from a Homestuck Tarot deck of your choice? I’m offering $15 tarot readings. Hmu if you have any questions.

[badlydrawndavepeta]

Btw, general update. The plan to do a self contained story is still there, it’s just pushed off bc I didnt finish it this summer. May or may not finish it this winter.

[visionaryparacosmos]

Support visionaryParacosmos

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I’m opening up tarot reading commissions! I have three different Homestuck decks you can choose from: the official original Homestuck Tarot, the official Acts 6 & 7 Tarot, and an unofficial Homestuck Tarot.

If you’ve been dying for a personalized reading from one of these decks, hit me up.

[badlydrawndavepeta]

​Hey, do you want a highly personalized tarot reading from a Homestuck Tarot deck of your choice? I’m offering $15 tarot readings. Hmu if you have any questions.

[badlydrawndavepeta]

Hey everyone, this blog has been inactive for some time now, and I’ve decided it’s officially going on hiatus until summer. Once summer hits, my plan is to start up a small self contained story. So look forward to that!

Additionally, I may or may not rebrand this blog from being “badly drawn homestuck,” as the badly drawn ethos (low effort drawings) is not the vibe I want to progress with, as much as I appreciate it. My New Year’s resolution involves being more intentional with my art, and these two concepts are antithetical in my mind. So there will likely be fewer posts on average than before, but they will be at a higher quality art-wise. Another win for y’all!

Anyways, thanks for following this blog and I hope you enjoy what is to come!

[badlydrawndavepeta]

EB: Heeeeyyyy how do you get someone to like you in a matesprit-y way, asking for a friend.

Ghost June from @badlydrawnrose

B33 < well theres the basic advice like be yourself and ask questions about their interests and bring them freshly hunted prey

B33 < but at the end of the night i think there's no one way to get a purrson to like you without fail

B33 < you n33d to get to know them to know what they like and even then theres no way to know if they will end up liking you even if you follow all the right steps

B33 < which is probably a tad pessimistic!!!!

B33 < but do i think it's pawsible to find pity in this motherfucker called paradox space

B33 < just k33p doing your best and you will find someone who likes you fur you and wants what you want in a relationship i can just f33l it

[badlydrawndavepeta]

Davepeta! Im tossing peach ring candies at you! See how many you can catch on your claws!

B33 < assuming i would only use my claws was your furst mistake

[badlydrawndavepeta]

Oooo you wanna vote so bad it makes you look silly

[badlydrawndavepeta]

Trick or treat!

B33 < look i appurreciate the enthusiasm but its a little late for that

B33 < the cobwebs are falling down and this fake pumpkin is practically rotting

B33 < honestly surprised this thing didnt disappearify or get stolen

B33 < huh what

B33 < oh dont worry about the wing thats fake too

B33 < i had to get a genuine spirit hallow33n costume you know how it is

B33 < buy a shitty costume litter your house with candy and sodas have fun with friends you know the whole shebang

B33 < my whole night basically boils down to this

B33 < dont worry about it

[badlydrawndavepeta]

B33 < happy hallow33n meowtherfuckers!!!

B33 < guess what

B33 < somehow in the last few days we reached 400 followers!

B33 < apparently nyall are thirsty for more of me

B33 < i cant blame you for wanting more of me since im the most absurd and beautyifful being in all of paradox space

B33 < this is really motivating me to k33p doing what im doing

B33 < posting spurratically and randomly whenever im not busy dropping ill beats or making a new shipping wall or taking photography of the mundane urban lifestyle

B33 < ive got some sw33t new asks in the inbox to get to, so look furward to getting what you want very soon

B33 < what else can i say thats appropriately inspurrational here

B33 < listen to some sick jams, read about quadrants, and donate to a good cause

B33 < later nyall and merry hallow33n!

[badlydrawndavepeta]

Did the wings change any when you became davepeta? I'm just curious if the nepeta part made them more anatomically similar to a bat's or something. (this is just the first ask idea that came to mind lol)

B33 < introducing batsprite

B33 < like batman but with one hundred purrcent more bat theming

B33 < that guy doesnt even deserve to be called batman with his total lack of commitment

B33 < im not saying batman should be a bat furry but also it would make so much more sense

B33 < this though is a sick costume

B33 < im not sure its really a good fit for me for hallow33n though but ive still got some time before hallow33n to decide thankfurry

[badlydrawndavepeta]

Meow meow! mrrp! meow?

B33 < are you expecting a bunch of meows

B33 < the beautyifful sound of my catshit yowling

B33 < like the serene tones of a construction workers melodious jackhammer

B33 < loud as fuck and thrice as smooth

B33 < which is to say not something anyone wants to hear

B33 < i can try but do i really wanna debase myself like i didnt wake up this evening thinking damn davepeta i really wanna embarrass myself in front of a bunch of strangers for their entertainment thats definitely a thing i wanna do

B33 < just beclaws i roleplay doesnt mean i meow with random anons i was taught about stranger danger i dont trust any of you buttsniffing biscuits

B33 < first its meowing with strangers next its sharing my social security on chittr no thanks buckaroo this rancher is staying safe

[badlydrawndavepeta]

🐟🐟🐟🐟🐁🐁🐁🐁 <- leaves this here for you

B33 < aw shit

B33 < okay this is a sw33t treat to get but you do realize its not my birthday wriggling day or christmas right

B33 < like im not by any means turning this choice deal away im taking the fish and mice to eat later thats not even a question it will probably be all bloody gross and visceral

B33 < but ive done litterally nothing fur this i think purrhaps you shouldve tried to sell me on these instead i mightve pulled out the big boonbucks fur this

B33 < betw33n nepeta and dave they had a major fortune you know catnipulating the stock market over the course of like thr33 days gives you more than enough money to spent on ridiculous crap

B33 < but uh

B33 < thanks anon

[badlydrawndavepeta]

₩h¤t §ørt øf bl¤ck m¤gic ¤re ¥øu?;

the light c¤ll§ me untø m¥ peøple...;

[ask reads: What sort of black magic are you? the light calls me unto my people...]

B33 < ooo ive b33n gotten by the dark magics and shit

B33 < im just kitten around all that dark magic crap is more up roses alley than mine

B33 < but it does put me in the mood fur more hallow33n spirit

B33 < maybe i should put some decorations up

B33 < like cobwebs and pumpkins even though we know how tricky those fuckers are all popping out of sylladices like a fresh bagel out of the toaster except with one hundred purrcent less scrumptious food at the end of it