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a badlydrawnhomestuck blog by @sodapops0lstice

[badlydrawnjade]

>gives you a tiny half-life scientist to keep as a pet

Pet?

[badlydrawnjade]

Sorry to hear about Princess berryboo

*gives a new one*

berryboo..... you have my life sweet anon.

[badlydrawnjade]

happy bday karkat!! :D

IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL YOU SHRIEKING NOOKSTAIN.

[badlydrawnjade]

Does the whole being part dog thing ever cause problems, like is it ever made fun of or make you more sensitive to certain sounds?

poor princess berryboo.... i accidentally chewed her up without realising. my guilt knows no bounds :(

[badlydrawnjade]

I just realised that you kinda look like Daria 0-0

hm... i guess so. if i had brown hair and was annoyed all the time!

[askmspareader]

HAPPY 4/13

This was a really fun project and even if im not that active anymore i LOVE this community

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collab art with:

@kripsybac0n125

@badlydrawnaradia

@drawnroxystrider

@askdesperado-rocketchairs

@some-effort-trickster-jake

@badlydrawnjane

@poorlydrawneridan

@aaaaskarseniccatnip

@expertlydrawnroxy

@badlydrawnbabydirk

@askbronya

@badlydrawngcat

@badlydrawnjade

@badlydrawndirk

@badlydrawndavepeta

@badlydrawnlilseb

@badlydrawn-brostrider

[badlydrawnjade]

Bon poisson de Avril! *sneakily sticks a paper fish to your back*

SOMEONE GET IT OFF ME!! :(

[badlydrawnjohn]

happy 200 days!!!!

man that's a lot of days holy fuck. proof that a man really can draw john egbert every single day for over half a year and only go a little bit insane.

[badlydrawnjohn]

selfie

[badlydrawnjade]

There's an alternate version of you with Bowyer's features. You've got red hair, sharp teeth, and Bowyer's goofy ahhh eyes.

This is Bowyer btw.

:(

[badlydrawnjade]

is this photo shopped... shaking and crying rn....

well... i think i am on top of a dog on that image so yeah but i will do the pose in your memory! :)

[badlydrawnjade]

And thats a qrap on the jade nour aec! Ibe neem putting it off and with howbill i am i dont think im up to big atcs like this for a while

Osrry for the kinda slumped ending hut.... A boys gitta life too live wiyh oyt feeling guilty about not committing to a bit

Back to our regularly scheduled programming:P

[askmspareader]

mspar. a rather lovely name, yes? anywho, i need your help. and i believe you are the only person for the job. we have the same goals i would say, to help and protect. and to do this i need you to do something for me. will you do what i ask of you?

-@badlydrawnjade

jade? Of course. you are this timelines First Guardian so it is your responsibility to help those in need. You ask jade to just say what she needs and you wi-

Wait. You ask jade if she's like a version of jade that has been possessed, or gone evil, or something like that. Too many of your friends have been turning evil lately and you're not sure if you can handle another.

[badlydrawnjade]

rather the impolite question. do you just ask any lady if they're "evil"?

[askmspareader]

You... apologize. It has been a bit hard lately and you guess that was kind of rude.

But you tell jade to not just assume that you cant see very clearly that she has obviously gone Grimdark. You rhetorically ask jade if she realizes her old posts don't disappear, right?

Alas, though, you do know The Broodfester Tongues and their Throes (stubborn as they are) manifest with strong painful emotion, so this rrally can't be a good time for her either. you cautiously allow jade to at least explain what she needs help with.

[badlydrawnjade]

i can assure any and all posts that may seem morally dubious were done with good intentions.

and i'm certainly not "grimdark". that would imply i've let some being consume me because i was in the dumps.

i want a set up a give and take between us. you give me some of those delightful powers so i can help those in need and i'll take away the burden that they hold on you.

[askmspareader]

Look, you arn't going to just do that. You know where this goes and you don't have high hopes. But still...

If there's even a chance that Jade needs your powers to solve some problem, you'll be there to help. It is what a guardian does.

You ask Jade what specifically She needs help with.

[badlydrawnjade]

well. i started ruminating on this back through the very first trickster mode arc! surely a long lost memory to most now. but i can assure you, it was an absolutely terrifying experience. and the nyapocalypse happened, i witnessed my friends lose themselves to anons and catnip. and then grimdark, lil cal, half grimdark and god knows whatever else is happening to others i don't know about!

what i'm trying to say is it's dangerous out there, well and truly so. and it breaks my poor puppy heart. i simply want a... do over. try and bump out this nasty possession business and make things better.

you have powers to do exactly what i want. you rent them to me, i do some spring cleaning, i give them back and huzzah! everyone is safe, no more worrying for me, you and anyone else.

would an evil lady want that?

[askmspareader]

mspar. a rather lovely name, yes? anywho, i need your help. and i believe you are the only person for the job. we have the same goals i would say, to help and protect. and to do this i need you to do something for me. will you do what i ask of you?

-@badlydrawnjade

jade? Of course. you are this timelines First Guardian so it is your responsibility to help those in need. You ask jade to just say what she needs and you wi-

Wait. You ask jade if she's like a version of jade that has been possessed, or gone evil, or something like that. Too many of your friends have been turning evil lately and you're not sure if you can handle another.

[badlydrawnjade]

rather the impolite question. do you just ask any lady if they're "evil"?

[askmspareader]

You... apologize. It has been a bit hard lately and you guess that was kind of rude.

But you tell jade to not just assume that you cant see very clearly that she has obviously gone Grimdark. You rhetorically ask jade if she realizes her old posts don't disappear, right?

Alas, though, you do know The Broodfester Tongues and their Throes (stubborn as they are) manifest with strong painful emotion, so this rrally can't be a good time for her either. you cautiously allow jade to at least explain what she needs help with.

[badlydrawnjade]

i can assure any and all posts that may seem morally dubious were done with good intentions.

and i'm certainly not "grimdark". that would imply i've let some being consume me because i was in the dumps.

i want a set up a give and take between us. you give me some of those delightful powers so i can help those in need and i'll take away the burden that they hold on you.

[brothermouse-skeleton]

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

[badlydrawnjade]

Shout out to when people called me weird al

[askmspareader]

mspar. a rather lovely name, yes? anywho, i need your help. and i believe you are the only person for the job. we have the same goals i would say, to help and protect. and to do this i need you to do something for me. will you do what i ask of you?

-@badlydrawnjade

jade? Of course. you are this timelines First Guardian so it is your responsibility to help those in need. You ask jade to just say what she needs and you wi-

Wait. You ask jade if she's like a version of jade that has been possessed, or gone evil, or something like that. Too many of your friends have been turning evil lately and you're not sure if you can handle another.

[badlydrawnjade]

rather the impolite question. do you just ask any lady if they're "evil"?

[badlydrawnjade]

@poorlydrawngamzee i got you some nice wax melts. they will clean out the smell of sopor and they are ultra relaxing! hope you enjoy :D