i know this is about the game but i like how the way it's worded makes it sound like gollum, the character, is personally facing financial problems

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i know this is about the game but i like how the way it's worded makes it sound like gollum, the character, is personally facing financial problems
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Morpheus to English translations (for those reading Sandman)
Morpheus AKA Dream of The Endless has his own language. It’s a simple enough language once you learn the basics. Here are a few translations of Morpheus to English…
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“Perhaps.” - Yes. Definitely yes. Yes, but I don’t want to actually say the word “Yes” to this for various reasons, usually out of pride, sometimes something else, but usually pride.
“You dare…” - The Morpheus equivalent of “I can’t even…” or various swear words.
“I did not need rescuing.” - Thank you for rescuing me.
“I was doing perfectly well on my own.” - I was NOT doing perfectly well on my own. I was in deep shit.
“I believe I was quite capable, given enough time, of rescuing myself.” - I have no idea how I was going to get out of that…
“Petty hedge-magick.” - (Actual meaning: Novice or amateur spellcasting.) Morpheus meaning: Something I woefully under-estimate.
“…help me… …please…” - I am weak, defenseless, and completely at your mercy and if you nurse me back to health we shall never speak of this again and no one else will ever hear those words uttered from me. I am going to lose consciousness now. Bye.
“After a fashion, I can.” - It’ll happen. Might take me a few decades but it’ll happen. I can do it. I will do it. But I’ll be lazy about it. Don’t rush me.
“I mislike (insert random thing here)” - I hate this thing!
“I feel cold.” or “It is cold.” - I am traumatized by what is currently happening.
“What could possibly go wrong?” - Equitable to Sarah saying “It’s a piece of cake.” in Jim Henson’s Labyrinth. He might as well say “Everything is about to go very, very, very, wrong.”
“I am perfectly self-sufficient.” - Oh, God, I am so lonely! Please, hold me.
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Bonus:
Daniel:
“I walked.” - You REALLY want me to sit here and explain the mechanics of interdimensional travel to you right here and now? No. This is easier. And technically true.
“Time to go for a walk.” - I have a mission. (or) I have to set right one of Morpheus’ many f–k ups. Keep supper heated for me until I get back. Also I’m being cryptic because of wibbly wobbly Timey Wimey… stuff.
I just sent this to the Sandman lead showrunner, Allan Heinberg, suspecting he was deep enough into the Morpheus World that he would find it funny and accurate. He did.
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