The Disasterous Imagines of This Blog

Home of the worst Saiki K imagines you'll ever read in your entire life!

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♡ Imagine: Suzumiya gives you a surprise visit, but accidentally bumps into a pillar on your porch and passes out out face-first in your front yard before she could even knock. Later that day, you decide to mow the grass, and only when you see her bald head do you realize she's even there — you had completely failed to notice her before due to her hair blending right into the rest of the green blades, and now you've mown all her hair off. When she wakes up, she runs away from you and never talks to you again.

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♡ Imagine: Nendou makes you breakfast. Afterward, you ask him where his pants are. He responds, "What do you think was in the ramen?"

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I am realizing just now, a year after posting this, what this post implies.

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♡ Imagine: Nendou makes you breakfast. Afterward, you ask him where his pants are. He responds, "What do you think was in the ramen?"

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♡ Imagine: You're eating a plate of spaghetti with Mera. You realize that you're both eating the same noodle as her face inches closer to yours. She yells out, "ONLY ONE OF US CAN HAVE IT!" and repeatedly stabs you with a fork. When you cry out in pain, she quickly slurps down the rest of the noodle with a content expression, devoid of any remorse or guilt for you.

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♡ Imagine:

kaidou & you go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to you and say: "baby, i love you very much"

"what is it honey?"

"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel."

"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."

"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so kaidou left to get full for the car. after two hours you say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then you here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

you don't do it and then after a while you go to sleep. the next morning you wake up and find kaidou still not there. you get out to check and man door hand hook car door.

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♡ Imagine: Rifuta stabs you to death. When she's being trialed, her defense is that it was Weird Girl Wednesday when she killed you. She is let go instantly with zero charges. It wasn't even Wednesday.

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♡ Imagine: Akechi crawling inside your ear. You tell him to stop, but he is in there.

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♡ Imagine: You tell Kusuo you're romantically attracted to him. He's so disgusted with you that he flees through the window to escape you. You never hear from him again after that.

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♡ Imagine: Aiura does your makeup for you. While applying your mascara, she accidentally pokes the brush in your eye, blinding you instantly. She never apologizes for it.

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♡ Imagine: Suzumiya invites you under a cherry blossom tree near the school. Just as you arrive, the tree magically breaks and falls over, crushing both of you into human pancakes.