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# grown siblings fighting over tamagotchis

#wow brooke is......... alexis #a truly amazing realization #( brooklyn. )

TEXT📲 SMYTHE'S

SEBASTIAN: You /aren't/ grasping the seriousness of the situation, Brooklyn.

SEBASTIAN: I'm mad at you.

SEBASTIAN: You don't just turn into dragons ffs

BROOKE: why are u mad tho :(

BROOKE: or turn back into a dragon? idk. aren't they full-time dragons and part-time people? like that's their halloween costume or something

#c: sebastian #t: sebastian

TEXT 📲 Brooke

Hunter: Yeah, okay, keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.

Hunter: I'll keep that in mind.

Brooke: stfu

#c: hunter #t: hunter

TEXT 📲 Brooke

Hunter: Your reaction when I do makes it obvious.

Hunter: I mean, it's hot so you won't see me complain about it, but it's not a secret either.

Brooke: for the last time i don't actually make noises in bed so stfu i don't have any reactions

[...]

Brooke: but jsyk... you can bite me whenever you want

Brooke: and as hard as you want

#c: hunter #t: hunter

TEXT 📲 Brooke

Hunter: Do I what? Know that you like biting?

Hunter: Cause, yeah. It's pretty obvious.

Brooke: how's it obvious?

#c: hunter #t: hunter

TEXT 📲 Brooke

Hunter: I mean, since you asked.

Brooke: you know i do love biting

Brooke: well, i mean, do you know tho?

#c: hunter #t: hunter

TEXT📲 SMYTHE'S

SEBASTIAN: I think you're being a naive idiot and denying the seriousness of the situation.

SEBASTIAN: if I have to, ye

BROOKE: do you own a dictionary

BROOKE: i would be a naive idiot if i wasn't grasping the seriousness of the situation

BROOKE: i grasp it i'm just having more fun with it than everyone else bc someone has to

BROOKE: that's interesting. you gonna turn into a dragon too?

#c: sebastian #t: sebastian

TEXT 📲 Brooke

Hunter: How dare you.

Brooke: bite me, clarington.

#c: hunter #t: hunter

TEXTS 📲 harps

BROOKE: my favorite bitch

BROOKE: how you holding up?

#c: harper #t: harper

dailymarvel

#thor is drunk brooke trying to kill a dragon

TEXTS 📲 footloose

JAKE: if enjoying being alive means I’m boring then I’m boring.

JAKE: actually that makes sense. but still it was a pretty intense thing to happen. I was at the studio when it happened.

BROOKE: how are you even enjoying life if you aren’t fighting a DRAGON

BROOKE: like that’s sick, dude.

BROOKE: of course you were. when are you ever not dancing

#c: jake #t: jake

TEXT 📲 Brooke

Hunter: That's ironic.

Hunter: Because I'm hilarious.

Brooke: you make dad jokes and they aren’t even good dad jokes

#c: hunter #t: hunter

TEXT 📲 Brooke

Hunter: I mean that's actually a good question. I didn't really pay attention when learning about this stuff, I thought it was bullshit.

Hunter: Fair.

Hunter: That was funny, you have to admit that.

Brooke: i thought this shit was made up too so 🤷🏼‍♀️

Brooke: why do you always think you’re so funny

#c: hunter #t: hunter

TEXT📲 SMYTHE'S

SEBASTIAN: Well then ur clearly stupid. They just killed the entire council in like 3 seconds.

SEBASTIAN: and that's yet to be determined but from that first display, likely the dragons.

BROOKE: i think if i got drunk i could definitely take them down

BROOKE: so you’re gonna side with the dragons?

#c: sebastian #t: sebastian

TEXTS 📲 footloose

JAKE: .....no

JAKE: you would be asleep during this shit lmao.

BROOKE: ugh. you’re so boring.

BROOKE: i would bet money that at any given time of the day i’ll either be asleep, drunk, or high. so i’m not sure why you’re surprised

#c: jake #t: jake

TEXTS 📲 roomie

SANTANA: Yeah except for the puddle of blood and ceramic shards I stepped in when I walked into the kitchen.

SANTANA: Wtf Brooke?

SANTANA: This was not exactly what I had in mind. I am also not a fan of their methods.

SANTANA: Are you okay? Should I be afraid to ask where you are?

BROOKE: ... and? so i like to drink my blood in a coffee mug. bite me

BROOKE: what would your methods be then?

BROOKE: i’m fine. i’m hanging at hunter’s now but i’ll probably be home later tonight. the bars miss me

#c: santana #t: santana

TEXT 📲 Brooke

Hunter: How do you figure?

[...]

Hunter: "if you're good i'm good so yeah i guess i'm good"

Brooke: if i’m good then you’re supposed to be good and if you’re good then i’m supposed to be good so when are either of us bad

Brooke: idk man i’m high

Brooke: shut up dumbass

#c: hunter #t: hunter

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