[callginalinetti]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[ithelpstodream]

the kids are alright.

[smartassjen]

This is kinda perfect.

[glowingangel]

if anyone ever tries to tell u that racism/sexism/ableism/etc. are “natural” just show them this video

[sandersstudies]

Man I remember when I was a kid and my mom would take me to the library and I'd come out with a stack of books like a foot+ tall - sometimes the librarians had to override the computer which told us we were checking out Too Much. And I'd get home and I'd plow through like three four five six chapter books in an afternoon and then I'd emerge for dinner only to go back for one more book, which I was still up reading two hours past bedtime and like damn those were the days huh.

[catgirlwarrior]

Goddamn throwback to when I had an attention span

[astrodidact]

[odiumars]

[dailytwitterposts]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hidingoutbackstage]

Y’all will not fucking believe the ad I saw at the mall today

[valtsv]

but if i dont see immediate results for my efforts ill die

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[itsaubreylmfao]

my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ....cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool

[bob-belcher]

CollegeHumor: Bombing on Stage for $1,500 (Grant O'Brien)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anxietyproblem]

[wikilaura]

[sicxboy]

I have been laughing for like 9 hours

[theforce]

The mortifying ordeal of trying to shove all your shit back in your wallet so the next person on line can get rung up at the grocery store.

[oldearthaccretionist]

And it's related feeling of trying to get everything back together on the other side of airport security.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[motopoppp]

This is the funniest thing ever, everyone else go home