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Logan / Paimon, whichever you'd prefer to call me, he/him trans masc and Jewish convert (in process of conversion). from the Southern United States.

i am over 30yo and i am known to post suggestive content, please do not follow if you are under the age of 18. if i find someone under 18 following me, i will block.

hobbyist artist (illustration and learning 3D) and writer. i'm a witchy goth, an on and off furry, and i enjoy fantasy and scifi settings with a particular lean towards high fantasy.

i have a separate art blog, linked below, as well as a separate blog for Furby customization posting, but WIPs and art sometimes get posted here under the my art tag. all art and customization jobs will eventually be reblogged to this blog under the "my art" tag, but for a dedicated space for them, see their dedicated blogs.

specific fandoms you might see posted often are high fantasy tabletops such as D&D and Pathfinder; Transformers (Prime, Animated, Beast Wars, and IDWG1); Animorphs; horror podcasts such as The Magnus Archives, Old Gods of Appalachia, and The Silt Verses; The Locked Tomb series; Destiny (the Game) and its sequel; the Lord of the Rings; the works of Guillermo del Toro; and the works of Mike Flanagan.

general themes you might see posted often are horror media, particularly works containing monsters or works with religious themes; fantasy and science fiction works, with a preference for high fantasy; video games with RPG, puzzle, and/or story-heavy elements; dogs from the perspective of a hobbyist trainer including talking about my own dogs, Latke and Pavi; general goth-type shit; things related to the demonic and angelic; things related to werewolves or vampires; and furries/anthro animals, including xenofiction focusing on "feral" animals.

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art blog

furby blog

original post tag

latke (my dog's) tag

pavi (my other dog's) tag

unnamed worldbuilding project tag

things i have reblogged for my wife

post containing a list of my currently active OCs, including links to their tags

this space to be edited when i start setting up proper OC and creative tags.

currently working on a personal website that may replace much of my social media presence, stay tuned for updates

#makin a new pinned post since i'm on indefinite hiatus from streaming #starscream.txt #pinned post #housekeeping

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Daughter (2026), oil on linen by Filip Mirazovic

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Just a girl and her different colour variants because she's at the club (she's 27) 🥃✨

Speedran sketching this yesterday because I got a new plugin to try but now we work

Jane "Doe"(Gideon) belongs to @napelf !

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*hearing metal clanking and clashing* what's that sound? the knights... i think they're... no, they couldn't be...

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this is about jmy video game date knight which has 4 playable days available for free on itch dot io which you should play because its good

You are a knight dating other knights in your local area.

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I'm sorry.???

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kirk said GO LONG

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et tu brute?

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The Kids just aren't being taught how to write a cv or cover letter huh

I've seen ones today including photos, dates of birth, place of birth even!

And also several formatted like they were writing a message to a friend! Full of exclamation marks! This is a formal document!

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this one is formatted like a powerpoint presentation. to be clear I'm not in charge of any descision making I'm just going through redacting identifying/potentially biasing info but like...some of these formatting decisions are also potentially biasing

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Yeah, I remember getting some wild ones when I was hiring manager

So many women feel the need to mention their young children in their cover letters and CVs. Some young people slip in that they can't drive, a sort of pre-emptive "but it's okay I have a bus pass". So many people go and shove their mental health issues with anxiety and depression in there.

I remember one girl had clearly been told that she needed to explain any gaps in employment in the cover letter (terrible blanket advice), and so had described how she had developed depression after a traumatic miscarriage and spent a year in a terrible spiral getting worse and worse before getting on a new medication that, and I quote, "seemed to be finally starting to work." There are ways she could have written that information if she was desperately wanting to include it (I cannot stress enough that she should not have included a word of it), but the way it was written was almost literally a description of how she would be a horrendously unreliable employee who could dip out at a moment's notice and would never be seen again, while also demonstrating that she cannot determine appropriate professional communication.

(And for the record, the latter is the actual issue. I have no problems at all hiring employees with mental health issues, and did several times hire people in recovery to help them get back on their feet. Only once did that not work out; all others were amazing, and two became some of our best employees - one is now a manager there, in fact. But if an employee can't be trusted not to over share personal information with customers or colleagues, particularly triggering topics... That's a different issue. She did herself no favours at all there, and nor did whoever told her employers will always need employment gaps explaining in a cover letter).

Another guy once wrote in his cover letter "I want this job because after years of messing about I now have a little girl, so I need to sort my life out for her, and if I can't do it even for her then more fool me." Which, like, I admire the drive and passion. But again. Why are you telling an employer that you're a flight risk. Why are you telling us this.

One 18 year old volunteered, unforced, that he was gay. Just right in the cover letter. That he sent to a future employer.

And then, of course, the thousands that send in CVs and cover letters that are horrendously mis-spelled. Again, as an employer, I care dick-all if you're dyslexic or what have you; but I do care that you didn't think it was important to get someone to proofread a professional document for you before submission. That tells me quite a big thing about the level of professionalism I can expect from you in the role. It wasn't massively relevant for the job I was hiring for (escape room game master), but if we'd had slightly different job duties (e.g. writing official soc med posts), that would be the difference between getting an interview or not.

Honestly, half of my role as a hiring manager was just... having to explain to the other hiring manager that she was being biased based on information neither of us should have had in the first place. And she wasn't a bad person, but bias gets you even if you don't want it to. Give yourself the best chance. Don't fuck it by sending in a dumbass cover letter.

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Linking @bitchesgetriches great advice on cover letter writing here...

Welcome back to another episode of The Bitches Teach You How to Get Your Ass Hired! Last time we reviewed some cardinal rules of resume writ

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Arrest everyone involved.

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Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

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wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

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dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

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make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

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get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

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update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

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update: three four people