I Hope You Have a Nice Day!

Hello! My name is Bailey, please enjoy your stay!

[baeisonline]

Someone tell me why I can’t sleep? Do I need therapy? Am I just high? I feel like a spring ready to explode.

[baeisonline]

I just need to share what I just told my therapist:

I need to get a grip and my hands are coated in butter

[gothgfs]

national holiday

[firstgrave]

[catchymemes]

[alex51324]

I wish benevolent giants would collect me and put me in a safe place when I eat too much fermented fruit.  

[oriocookie]

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

[mp-lily]

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

[bob-belcher]

STAR TREK: VOYAGER “Scorpion, Part II” (4.01)

[asj15]

i be like “idc” then tell tumblr

[cassolotl]

Tumblr have you seen this

[catchymemes]

[baeisonline]

So I’m back on tumblr after…what 6 years?? What’s poppin?

[saywhat-politics]

[fungalfaggot]

this is, of course, where the tumblr revamp would always lead. Just in time for Pride month, the "Queerest Place on the Internet" is attempting to crack down on fags like us for self-identifying with slurs, rather than doing something beneficial like reducing the large ever present transphobe/terf population. Advertiser friendly is the name of the game and I'm sure in a few years this site will be identical to every other sterile neutered social media site available. Have fun while it lasts folks.

[predstrogen]

this comes right after they stole your joke too funnily enough (about.tumblr.com)

[fungalfaggot]

THEY MUGGED ME IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND THEN SHOT ME IN THE FUCKING HEAD

[fungalfaggot]

[fullmetalfisting]

There’s a truck in my neighborhood with a bumper sticker that says “my cat is a republican” and I reeeeeeeaaaaaallllllyyy wanna buy a “my dog is a democrat” sticker and put it on next to it so it just looks like this guy has a really tense living situation

[aanakin]

My name is Mr. Hands, First Mate Hands, or God, as far as you’re concerned.

Con O’Neill as Izzy Hands in Our Flag Means Death (2022-)

[baeisonline]

So who was going to tell me that processing information less accurately was a symptom of ADHD?

[orteil42]

please stop leaking confidential cookie manufacturing secrets because you want balance changes in cookie clicker. the pepperidge farm and nabisco lawyers are on my ass

[killy-deactivated20241228]

What’s your opinion?

IT’S BAD

IT’S GOOD

[indicadyke]

???

[killy-deactivated20241228]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY POLL

[gotinterest]

This is literally one of my favorite poll bugs. After your poll wraps up at some point in the reblog chain the options can turn into links that lead to some random person’s blog. Not even OP’s blog. Just some random tumblr user who reblogged the post at some point.

[killy-deactivated20241228]

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