if one of my friends told me they were in a time loop i owuld believe them. they wouldnt even have to repeat what imabout to say right back at me while i say it. im loyal

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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if one of my friends told me they were in a time loop i owuld believe them. they wouldnt even have to repeat what imabout to say right back at me while i say it. im loyal
Isnt this how we lost the recipe for roman concrete
she’s such a grumpy groomer
I deman you to do it ?
Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
picture i got at pride last week; here mexico
This is very dumb but hey
Im from the future
Big frogs?
Nothing But
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the fuck up
sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.
hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend.
UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK
old boys
it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms
Maximum longevity: 15,000 years (shit dude)
i am not calling twitter fucking x
im deadnaming that shit
me: „never again“
also me:*agains*
We're so lucky Stonewall Inn was called Stonewall. It's dignified. I've been to a gay bar that was just called Cold Pitchers Hot Catchers which while hilarious would admittedly have been much harder to sell as the foundation name for AIDS research
why do office job guys talk so much about "e-males"......you got a boyfriend in that computer or something?
yes and itll stay that way. stop showing me this fucking ad
you uncultured swine this is about the iraq war
🎤ඞ🎸ඞ🎸ඞ🎹ඞ🥁ඞ amogus boysband
amogus boysband has proven to be an overnight hit
love this tag
another great one
The type of words that tumblr staff banned makes it seem like they think their userbase casually tags their bigoted posts with stuff like #racism