[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[anxeious]

[stupidpetface]

[stay-the-knight]

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[sacred-portal]

[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

mmmmmhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................

mmmhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

mmmmmmmmmMWWWWEAAAAAH!

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[dogpuppy]

[moffpup]

went to Me island and I was there yesss

[hotvampireadjacent]

[sabertoothwalrus]

pros of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day: feeling the sun, getting vitamin d, hearing birds chirping, watching the bees and the lizards and the squirrels

cons of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day:

MY NAPKINS

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]