bagelbiologist

studying the living bagel

[softjungkooks]

when u know someone is fake as hell but u dont have receipts 

[may]

my clothes: *has a bunch of words and shit about how youre supposed to wash em right on the tag*

me: .. youre fabric go in the robot sink

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

[ramenismyhome]

Stealing is wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

[patron-saint-of-emesis]

tumblr im BEGGING you let me reblog ads

[bob-belcher]

[c-bassmeow]

KDNDMDLFMFNDNDKDKKF

[sympolite]

…i think i finally know what constitutes platonic bdsm.

[sympolite]

so, before i begin explaining, have any of you ever watched Jackass?

[no-chill-at-all]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bob-belcher]

[emergentpattern]

[sappyassmemes]

[isnt]

follow @isnt​ for more memes

[dayman]

[mxnrique]

everything i have ever known about james charles i’ve had to learn against my own will.

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

[mxnrique]

i know im the op but wow mood.

[pushing-dark-daisies]

[littlelesbiansoul]

Oh my fucking god 😂

[bob-belcher]

OMFG IT’S HAPPENING!!

[earthdad]

when someone really cute calls you cute first