I Was Abducted By 2 Wackass Aliens

- Bagel - 14 - She/Her - Currently living with 2 aliens named Smart Beavis and Smart Butt-Head -In a happy relationship with a girl named Laurie - Lesbian as helllllllllllllllllll B&BH rp blog

[bageltheabductee]

Those fuckers finally fixed the internet so here’s my introduction

Wassup

My name is Bagel

I’m 15

I was abducted by these 2 “intelligent beings” who call themselves the “Smarter versions of Beavis and Butt-Head” I just call them Smartvis and Smarthead.

They have to wait like. 4 years to actually conduct experiments because I’m a minor, so they just study my behavior.

Feel free to ask me questions. I created this account so other people can enjoy their shenanigans.

I’m taken haha

That’s all for now

Profile pic drawn by @dexter-the-geep

[bageltheabductee]

The homos are at it again

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put me in Fortnite

[bageltheabductee]

Merry pride month @laurie-thepearljamenthusiast

[laurie-thepearljamenthusiast]

WOOH it’s been a while ITS OUR TIME TO SHINE BABY!!!

[bageltheabductee]

WE WERE BORN THIS WAY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[bageltheabductee]

Merry pride month @laurie-thepearljamenthusiast

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If I hear “bazinga” one more time I’m blowing my fucking brains out

[bageltheabductee]

Do they watch Big Bang Theory?

Yep

[bageltheabductee]

Someone please interact with this blog

[vandriessen]

Who wrote "Mr. Van Deeznuts" on the whiteboard while I was picking up copies of the Unit 4 test? Please fess up and take accountability for your actions, mkay?

[bageltheabductee]

Wasn’t me…

[vandriessen]

Thank you for your honesty, Bagel. ✌️😊

[bageltheabductee]

Just kidding it was totally me and it was funny as hell

[vandriessen]

That's not very kind of you, mkay? Being rude to each other isn't conducive to a positive learning environment. I'm only giving you a warning this time, but if you continue this, I'm afraid I'll have to report you to Principal McVicker.

[bageltheabductee]

Who’s he gonna tell, my parents?

[vandriessen]

Who wrote "Mr. Van Deeznuts" on the whiteboard while I was picking up copies of the Unit 4 test? Please fess up and take accountability for your actions, mkay?

[bageltheabductee]

Wasn’t me…

[vandriessen]

Thank you for your honesty, Bagel. ✌️😊

[bageltheabductee]

Just kidding it was totally me and it was funny as hell

[vandriessen]

Who wrote "Mr. Van Deeznuts" on the whiteboard while I was picking up copies of the Unit 4 test? Please fess up and take accountability for your actions, mkay?

[bageltheabductee]

Wasn’t me…

[bageltheabductee]

should I delete this blog?

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Yes

No

Voting ended onDec 30, 2024

[bageltheabductee]

Shittt I still gotta go Christmas shopping

[bageltheabductee]

I haven’t posted in forever me and @laurie-thepearljamenthusiast went to a banger Halloween party as Johnny and Dally from the outsiders, we got so pissed we didn’t win the contest that I punched the person who did. And I almost got arrested lol

[laurie-thepearljamenthusiast]

Yeah, I watched her punch the dude wearing a fucking Cookie Monster onesie who won. It was kinda crazy.

[bageltheabductee]

Thank god the fucker didn’t press charges