Uh, hi?

I do not know where I am, please help.

[livelaughlothcat]

Garazeb Orrelios of the Lasat Honour Guard still stuck babysitting an emotionally stunted Mandalorian and force sensitive child that crawls through vents somebody free him

[knightsiscrabs]

[extremely loud sound of beskar colliding with beskar]

happy may the fourth to our favorite unwilling protagonist! based off pics of hockey players +1 skateboarder from pinterest

[coldfadingdeath]

"father. I have a bomb."

[valevntine]

"i am the owner of the only 24 carat gold grogu"

[maroonpascal]

THE SCREAM I LET OUT WAS NOT HUMAN

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

din djarin, after being given a new honda civic by the cops: "come on son, gotta illegally mod the shit out of this IMMEDIATELY"

[eggdrawsthings]

another father and son doodle cuz i'm ill in the noggin'

[s1udgebeast]

my au where jabba lives and spares luke and the gang so rotta can be the first member of luke’s jedi academy… which i am theorizing will happen in the mandalorian and grogu movie. except jabba didn’t live. sadly. PLEASE HAVE LUKE SKYWALKER PLEASE HAVE ROTTA BE A GOOD GUY PLEAAAAAS

[stellanslashgeode]

YES, COOP. STINKY FROM THE CLONE WARS MOVIE. HE’S JERMEY ALLEN WHITE NOW AND HOT! SHREDDED LIKE A NINJA TURTLE, COOP!

[knightofthenewrepublic]

Gods I was STRONG then!

[cupidrock]

also re: mando movie - i know i’ve been clowning on jeremy allen white as jacked rotta the hutt, and don’t get me wrong, it’s kind of horrible and is completely stupid, but it’s also the kind of absolutely ridiculousness that was also in the prequels that i love so much i can’t lie. i had to stop myself from cackling out loud in the cinema when he started speaking in his Jeremy Allen White Voice with a voice modulator to make him sound more like a hutt. i liked it for the same reasons i like general grievous and even fucking dex, if that makes sense? he was kind of my favourite part of this fuckass movie, but i think that says more about the quality of the rest of movie than it does about me

[ilyasleftarsecheek]

now playing: mandalorian fights 50 billion different deadly monsters whilst simultaneously making you simp for a hutt somehow?? and just fails every fight if it wasn't for the genius of his tiny green mute toddler who is honestly too op, only in cinemas

[redbean-nom]

mandalorian and grogu trailer thoughts:

new razor crest!

the hutt twins!

shadow council! where are they why do they have snowtroopers?

baby yoda and his tiny little salute lol

grogu used destroy droid (also wow he's the same height as a mouse droid??)

who are those? looks like droids but i can't see the model

might be holdouts from tcw?

what planet is that?

EMBO

MARROK!! EMBOS DOG SURVIVED

wow embo looks rly good and appropriately terrifying! and they didn't shrink his hat like cad bane

he even has the texturing on his arms and the back of his head, and the sunken eyes

i wonder if he'll still be voiced by poorly-pronounced french smurfs tiny wrist rockets for tiny grogu??

grogu gets a speeder

GROGU STAFF?? is that going to be his yoda walking stick when he grows up

what planet is he on?

ROTTA!!!

ROTTA WITH THE GIANT AXES

yay rotta gets to be fast and buff! strong hutt rep

the tiny nod-

giant snake creature?

ZEB

ZEB AND HIS BO STAFF

lol grogu just stole some other baby's stroller

haha he gets his cookies

this movie is really the "in case of Losing Money break glass" huh. i hope the embo scenes are good

[fellow-nerd]

MANDO AND GROGU SPOILERS AHEAD

I really really really really loved the movie. Like honestly. Haven't checked many reviews or reactions yet because I wanted to go in blind but truthfully I enjoyed the movie and it was just a lot of fun.

Rotta was surprisingly enjoyable i was a bit concerned when I saw him in the trailer but I like how they made his character complex and how hes good. That was a pleasant surprise.

I wasn't expecting this movie to be how the Hutt empire kinda dies (assuming it does after this) but man am I glad that their last real stronghold fell cuz like I hate the Hutts so much. Glad Rotta broke free of those generational chains.

I enjoyed Zeb being there but no Kallus mention 😭😭 "where's his husband" i scream and shout while shaking Dave Filoni. But I understand I think the general public would crashout if that was even hinted out. Star Wars cant be gay they say even though it is super gay.

I loved the fight scenes and lowkey Mando is like terrifying. Like Jedi level eldritch horror terrifying. He can take out as many people as a lone jedi can and like always gets back up always has another weapon its really scary to think about those implications.

This movie felt like an 80s fantasy adventure movie in a way I didnt see coming. The water monsters, the sort of multiple quests to get to the end fight bit, the premise for the adventure and how they get out of things being not the most thought through, the magic cure to heal Mando, puppet characters being main characters. Man we are so back.

It was just really fun. No it didnt add much to the overall star wars plot, no it had nothing to do with thrawn, no they didnt explain all the rebels connections, no it wasnt groundbreaking. But it was a great adventure. And honestly it doesnt have to connect to the greater big plot about thrawn and the rise of the first order (if theyre not retconning that soon) its just a fun adventure with heart and solid plot and music and moments that make you laugh and cry.

Were never gonna get another original trilogy again. Nothing can fully recapture that magic. And it shouldn't. This does however capture the star wars magic of entrancing you into a story and making you feel like a kid again. The group of middle aged men sitting next to me were giggling throughout the whole thing like ten year olds thats the point. The nerdy middle school kids showed up with handmade mando helmets (seriously so impressive) and got so excited when the lights dimmed. Thats the point. Thats the star wars magic and hope.

Semantics over little details is fun but gets us nowhere ultimately. This movie did not go like I theorized it would but I loved it nonetheless. It felt like watching season 1 of mando again. I felt so happy. I think this is one thats gonna age really well.

Ill probably go watch it again and rant some more.

8.5/10

[noddytheornithopod]

if rotta the hutt is gonna join the new republic the funniest possible outcome would be if he replaced cara dune, i mean he already seems like he could be a heavy weapon bruiser type so why not have him steal gina carano's role

[jedidisneyartblog]

omg guys I can’t believe we got canon domestic fluff din x Y/N on screen, so happy for Rotta the Hutt

[swan2swan]

I really need a comic where Rotta and Leia team up and Rotta goes "So...um...sorry about my dad, he sucked" and Leia goes "Yeah, can relate" and Rotta goes "But Bail Organa was a great man!" and Leia tries to mind-wipe him (mind tricks don't work on him so she ultimately ends up telling him Everything but he keeps the secret).