Boo Bitch 👻

I'll haunt you in your sleep

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

my goal in life is to be as cool as nick from jimmy neutron  

[deadpixiel]

he looks like a mexican sasuke

[liquidstar]

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

[liquidstar]

[alwayskeepingit100]

I love being in love and financially stable its so wavy

[niggasandcomputers]

Send the link

[malinke-lonnaa-deactivated20180]

[king-emare]

This dope

[thebootydiaries]

me: look at this really cool thing i love a lot and am really invested in!!!!

friend: cool

me: if you wanted me dead why didn't you say so earlier

[sizvideos]

[loversdreamersandyou]

[visualpantheon-deactivated20170]

[10knotes]

well it’s not unreasonable

[stability]

[viictornikiforov]

start holding your boyfriends to best friend standards pls

“my boyfriend was annoyed that I didn’t shave for days” vs “my best friend was annoyed that I didn’t shave for days”

“my boyfriend doesn’t like my haircut so I’m growing it out again” vs “my best friend doesn’t like my haircut so I’m growing it out again”

“my boyfriend hates when I wear makeup so I guess I have to stop” vs “my best friend hates when I wear makeup so I guess I have to stop”

if your boyfriend would leave you for something that your best friend wouldn’t care about, KILL THEM AND EAT THEM

[bahatheghost]

me: *taking a test*

my brain: Capri Sun

me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-

my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th

[maliciousmelons]

i was catfished once….

[sober-2]

The shining is barely even a horror movie men just be like that

[roseseafoam]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[haybalesims]

[sesh]

[twitterlols]