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YES HELLO, I AM BACK

I AM STILL BITTER ABOUT VOLTRON LEGENDARY DEFENDER

BYE BYE

#i just wanted lance to be happy #plance #voltron legendary defender #voltron #animated #fuck me #FUUUCK

HER NAME IS MARLEY DIAS AND AT AGE 11 SHE STARTED A CAMPAIGN TO HAVE MORE RELATABLE BLACK GIRL BOOKS AT HER SCHOOL INSTEAD OF JUST STORIES OF “WHITE BOYS AND THEIR DOGS” SO SHE STARTED #1000blackgirlbooks WHICH WAS SUPER SUCCESSFUL AND ENDED UP DONATING BOOKS TO A BUNCH OF SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES AND ALSO DID I MENTION SHE’S 11

mandaloriangf

i am begging you all go outside kylo ren isn’t real

castellio-n

Why would you hide this in the tags

adamthegirl

starinyourhand

Do it for your foremothers that never got the chance.

atopcat

Translation: America can’t celebrate 100 years of female suffrage until 2065

teaboot

Our parents had blue and green eyes and all my siblings have green eyes so this is…. Neat

pixiesstolemyapples

Lol this is not true because my parents have blue and brown eyes and my brother and I both have green eyes

ampervadasz

Unmute !

alittlefallofgay

The girls are TALKING

rooftop-bingo

the girls are FRUSTRATED because they are READY TO PERFORM AND TAKE DOWN THE PREY

muscosus

florenceandisabellamachine-deac

the-witch-named-wesa

Reblog to be blessed by the Florence of happiness and magick.

musdomus

The dance of the fae is magical indeed.

sa2ha

amazing

butch-king-frankenstein

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

twerkyvulture

i don’t say that. “hot” would imply it’s been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds lol

“your lightly warmed bread is done” i tell u

twerkyvulture

one of these days i’m not even gonna put it in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “wow this is perfectly done”

butch-king-frankenstein

“thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me

kimcheehan

seriousjones

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

This episode though

“MY HOOOOUUUUUUUSE

It burned down!

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN”

“That’s a good question…”

“Oh, that’s where I left my cigar”

“THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS”

adeadphish

this was such a funny episode with some of the best Zoidberg moments

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

So many hillarious lines in this episode right here :D

“This is a fishing licence!

AND IT’S MANDATORY!”

adeadphish

Farnsworth: Ah! The exact centre of the Atlantic Ocean. This seems the logical place for fish to congregate.

Bender: So we’re in international waters?

Farnsworth: Indeed so.

[Bender whips out a radio and talks into it.]

Bender: Falcon, this is Blue Raven, the goose has nested. Repeat, the goose has nested. [A speedboat pulls up next to the ship and a man hands Bender a package which he puts in his chest cabinet. The speedboat pulls away and Bender turns to Fry and Farnsworth who haven’t noticed anything.] Hey, guess what you’re accessories to?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“Could it be?

Are the old legends really true?

IT IS!

WE’VE FOUND THE LOST CITY OF ATLANTA!”

adeadphish

Farnsworth: You’ll never catch anything with that primitive technology. What you need is this fish pheromone. [He pulls out a spray can.] The most potent aphrodisiac known to fishkind. [He shakes the can and tries to spray it on his line but he is holding it the wrong way so it sprays back in his face.] Uh-oh!

[Several fish leap up to his head. He screams and knocks them off. Zoidberg comes up behind him and sniffs him.]

Zoidberg: [sexfully] I’m so into you!

[He wraps his mouth flaps around Farnsworth’s head and slurps.]

Farnsworth: Oh, my!

pixiesstolemyapples

How could you all forget about the most memorable line of all??

"MY MANWICH!"

accras

“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]

startrekrenegades

[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]

gardnerhill

Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.

sangrexderramada

Me as a father

black-to-the-bones-deactivated2

this is so pure

valerie1972

Kids that age are parrots of tone and phrasing. So the whole bit with “You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job!” means that there is at least one adult, if not more, in her life that regularly talks to her that way.

Everything about this video makes me happy.