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[mylifeasakitten-blog]

when you suddenly realize how soon bikini season is

[thedailywhat]

[baileyevans-blog]

thedailywhat:

We Live In Public of the Day: Boston Globe web developer Andy Boyle was sitting in Burger King, minding his own business, when, all of a sudden, a marriage disintegrated at the table next to him.

Naturally, Boyle did the only reasonable thing he could think to do: He live-tweeted the break up to his hundreds of followers.

Sure,broadcasting a couple’s intimate conversation to the World Wide Web without their consent, complete with identifying photos and videos, is kind of a jerky thing to do, but, for what it’s worth, Boyle does quote the petulant husband as saying to his significant other, “everyone needs to know what kind of a wife you are.”

Spoiler alert: The put-upon kind.

Follow along below: 

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[baileyevans-blog]

SUPERIOR POSTERIOR.

TOP BOTTOM!

[baileyevans-blog]

Austin graffiti (No. 4) (Taken with Instagram at The Side Bar)

[fuckyeahmoleskines]

[baileyevans-blog]

I WOULD GUESS THAT AT LEAST EIGHTY PERCENT OF THE TIME

MY CLEAN LAUNDRY GETS MOVED FROM THE BACK OF MY CHAIR TO THE FOOT OF MY BED AND BACK AGAIN.  AND BACK AGAIN.  AND BACK ONTO THE CHAIR ONE MORE TIME, BEFORE I FINALLY PUT IT ALL AWAY.

[baileyevans-blog]

Man, people just could NOT shut up about the '90s

[fastfolks-blog]

[baileyevans-blog]

Time to try out some new moves!

fastfolks:

50 NO HANDERS! 

[baileyevans-blog]

John Waters speaks the truth.

[fastfolks-blog]

[baileyevans-blog]

fastfolks:

The Ladies Ride is tonight, saddle up and wheels down at 9PM.  Let’s do this!

GET UP ON DIS

[baileyevans-blog]

SCIENCE! (Taken with Instagram at The Charleston Museum)

[baileyevans-blog]

Neon American

[baileyevans-blog]

Austin Graffiti (No. 1)

[baileyevans-blog]

I mean, that's how it works, right?

Remember when I said that mildly funny thing on my Twitter and somebody else on the Internet saw it and thought it was top-ten-list-worthy?  CUS I TOTEZ DO, Y'ALL.

(click the header up there ^ to go to the Riverfront Times website and read all the other totally "meh" COMPLETELY AWESOME AND HILARIOUS selections from the "Ten Best Tweets from LouFest 2011" - a list so hard-up for good tweetin' that they picked one of mine, sent from my snark-lair here in Austin, TX which is, you may be surprised to know, nowhere remotely near St. Louis.)

Thankfully that little detail don't matter none on dem Internets! 

So put my fifteen minutes on the clock and start the countdown.  I'll just be over here, doing blow off of John Stamos' perfect smile while scheduling a sex-tape shoot -- ugh, the things we famous people have to go through!

Big thanks to @chriswegan, without whom I would have had nothing to snark about in the first place.

[johnfhook]

[baileyevans-blog]

Hello, Austin!

[tackorama]

[baileyevans-blog]

MMM, PANTS.

[tackorama]