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25 years, 5'11' | onlyfans.com/muscowy SW 130 | CW 150 | GW 200 Help me make this belly big and round

[newkidintownme]

Are you just a bit bloated or are you really getting a beer gut, tubbs? The all-inclusive buffet isn’t very beneficial for your waistline, it seems.

[newkidintownme]

Do you know the Muffin Man?

Do you know the Muffin Man, The Muffin Man, the Muffin Man? Do you know the Muffin Man, Whose muffin top leads the way?

Once upon a time, he was the golden boy, the lean athlete who could sprint up stairs without thinking twice. Then somewhere between "I'll start the gym again next week" and "I'll just have one more burger", the legend took a rather... round turn.

Now his snug jeans have become brave little warriors, battling daily against the ever-growing muffin top that proudly spills over the waistband like bread rising out of an overfilled baking tin. Every shirt button has filed a formal complaint, and every belt notch has been forced into early retirement.

The villagers whisper: "Careful... if you hear the waistband creak, the Muffin Man is near."

He still introduces himself like he's the hottest guy in town, but these days the only thing breaking hearts is the stitching on his favorite pair of pants. His six-pack didn't disappear, it was simply buried beneath a family-sized bakery.

So yes... We all know the Muffin Man. He doesn't live on Drury Lane anymore. He lives wherever there's an all-you-can-eat buffet... and his waistband is still fighting for its life.

[chacha-69]

Oupsy 🐷 😏

[fatboyfinder3]

[flabboys]

lil zackey not so little anymore

[newkidintownme]

It’s hilarious this enormous fat slob calls himself ‘Lil Zackey’, like he didn’t just double his original ‘lil’ weight. These types are very susceptible to addictions and this fatso clearly fell victim to a food addiction, ‘cause there’s no other reason you can blow up into such a massive fat hog. But hey, he clearly didn’t lose his confidence, although I think his ginormous round belly’s bigger than that now. Also an honorous mention for that double chin of him that blew up very much and quick too. Getting morbidly obese, you greedy piggy!

[the-new-buffy]

He was so fine. This skinny/shredded body hierarchy must go away.

[the-new-buffy]

This guy was pretty skinny until 2024. Then he chose the right path and bulked up, thankfully.

[the-new-buffy]

He was hotter before, but anyways 😒😑

[beachballbeerbelly]

[the-new-buffy]

Bodybuilder off season haha 😄

[the-new-buffy]

[the-new-buffy]

What a hot singer. Damn 🔥😍

[the-new-buffy]

Enjoying his apple.

[joshgrant]

[rugbysexxxy]

Piero Hincapié - Exposed

[newkidintownme]

That ‘shit shirt’ thing must be the best thing that ever came out of the lads holidays, besides those guys getting fat ofcourse. These lads come in all different forms, but most of them are at least a bit chubby. And even the smallest amount of pudge is showing in those ‘shit shirts’.

[newkidintownme]

Look at this absolutely massive whale of a man. He was just an average skinny guy once when he first met his girlfriend, but since becoming a dad he really ballooned into the ginormous fat porker he is today. That’s not the active dad his children were expecting to get.