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newkidintownme

Are you just a bit bloated or are you really getting a beer gut, tubbs? The all-inclusive buffet isn’t very beneficial for your waistline, it seems.

newkidintownme

Do you know the Muffin Man?

Do you know the Muffin Man, The Muffin Man, the Muffin Man? Do you know the Muffin Man, Whose muffin top leads the way?

Once upon a time, he was the golden boy, the lean athlete who could sprint up stairs without thinking twice. Then somewhere between "I'll start the gym again next week" and "I'll just have one more burger", the legend took a rather... round turn.

Now his snug jeans have become brave little warriors, battling daily against the ever-growing muffin top that proudly spills over the waistband like bread rising out of an overfilled baking tin. Every shirt button has filed a formal complaint, and every belt notch has been forced into early retirement.

The villagers whisper: "Careful... if you hear the waistband creak, the Muffin Man is near."

He still introduces himself like he's the hottest guy in town, but these days the only thing breaking hearts is the stitching on his favorite pair of pants. His six-pack didn't disappear, it was simply buried beneath a family-sized bakery.

So yes... We all know the Muffin Man. He doesn't live on Drury Lane anymore. He lives wherever there's an all-you-can-eat buffet... and his waistband is still fighting for its life.

newkidintownme

How the hell does one achieve this build? Your torso isn’t a chest and a stomach, it’s just one continuous, seamless slope of gelatin that starts at your armpits and ends at your knees, chubbs. You don’t have a waistline, you have a circumference. Every time you take a step, your midsection does this rhythmic, lagging jiggle that lasts three seconds longer than the actual movement. It’s not a stomach, it’s a waterbed filled with corn syrup. You’re the only person who can wear a T-shirt and still look like you’re wearing a hula hoop made of lard. You don't walk into a room, you displace the air in it. You’re not a man with a belly, you’re a belly that happened to develop a face and a personality, fatso.

Also a shoutout to his tubby friend, who's even eating a lollipop as if just seeing his chubby body wasn't enough to see he's acquiring the same build as his 'biggest' friend.

chacha-69

Oupsy 🐷 😏

abasicgainerr

Need you to sign for a package

fatboyfinder3

flabboys

lil zackey not so little anymore

newkidintownme

It’s hilarious this enormous fat slob calls himself ‘Lil Zackey’, like he didn’t just double his original ‘lil’ weight. These types are very susceptible to addictions and this fatso clearly fell victim to a food addiction, ‘cause there’s no other reason you can blow up into such a massive fat hog. But hey, he clearly didn’t lose his confidence, although I think his ginormous round belly’s bigger than that now. Also an honorous mention for that double chin of him that blew up very much and quick too. Getting morbidly obese, you greedy piggy!