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John Akande — Soulful Blues II (acrylic on canvas, 2025)

More Haalingham art... been reading a ton of historical AUs and this is the product.

Garments probably aren't historically accurate. I referenced Haaland's viking cosplay + supposed 10th - 12th century anglo-saxon knights (source: Pinterest).

Someone is going to think it's AI. It's not AI. Fuck AI.

full outfit (with height + size difference) ⬇️

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Title: Where The North Wind Blows

Summary: To prevent another slaughter King Harry and the Viking chieftain agree to exchange prisoners, but as the final captive is returned, Erling makes one unexpected demand: not a nobleman, not a knight, but Jude - a twenty year old servant whose only duty is to carry the king's armour.

Excerpt from chapter 11:

The first arrows fell before the ships touched the shore.

A shrill whistle split the air.

Then another.

One struck the roof of a nearby longhouse with a heavy thud. Another buried itself in a fence post.

People screamed.

The peaceful village transformed into chaos.

"MOVE!" someone shouted.

Warriors rushed toward the shoreline, shields raised over their heads.

Jude forced himself to breathe.

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Dortmund friends

They were lowkey attached by the hip in those old videos

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still think I'm funny

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bad news: I did this

closer V

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Hey anonymous, is this your pathetic man?

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I will deny everything

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the year of the peacock huh

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got drunk and now thinking I'm so funny

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don't touch this dove can't you see it's sick?

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Thanks for feeding my soul some good fuckin Shen omg

I’m so hungryyyyyyyyy

Seriously thought love your shape language on him

Ooooh thank you!! I saw the tags you wrote and melted. Then I looked at your blog and was like: OH, IT'S YOU!! Sometimes I can't believe that such cool people stumble upon my blog

Shape language? i-

Catch Akira