Captain Howzer

Well I guess I’m not a captain anymore. People have been calling me “baja blast dilf” and I have no idea what it means. PFP by @badbatcher-99 RP blog with @meme-force-99

[satellitesketchbook]

Howzer 💚🩵🤍

Honestly SO HAPPY with how vibrant these lilies turned out to be!

[baja-blasters]

Hera would love those.

[jofish42]

[freesia-writes]

Howzer Glaring at Crosshair: A Series

THE THOTS THESE CONJURE

[stardust9905]

Yes sir- sorry sir- whatever you want sir- 🫠🤭

No don't ask me which sir i was talking about-

both of them-

[baja-blasters]

😏

[rackcty]

whole squad got nerfed

[baja-blasters]

Since everyone is throwing flowers at their favorite troopers, I wanted to make you a little arrangement. It’s not all flowers but technically all alive so I think it still counts. 🪴🌻🌧️🍁🍆🌳💐

xoxo

Looks like quite the cozy day. 😉😏

I only wish I knew who had such appealing plans.

[baja-blasters]

I mean... the color scheme fits...

16Personalities Test

[eobe]

First clone drawing! Captain Keeli appreciation. It was hard to catch the right moment to get his shave pattern. Absolutely underrated character in my opinion. Currently rewatching TCW and TBB.

[baja-blasters]

A legend.

[twinsunstars]

realized these two have the same haircut, but we know who pulled it off better

[baja-blasters]

It is not the same.

[twinsunstars]

QUIZ: which star wars villain are you?

oh my god 💀

[nahoney22]

[capt-traitor]

@commander-stabby isn't gonna like this

[commander-stabby]

Glad you're on our side, vod. According to my results, I slayyyyy.

[baja-blasters]

Apparently I'm in good company.

[baja-blasters]

daddy- sorry. Daddy?

[sashketter]

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

[baja-blasters]

😏

[capt-traitor]

He mumbles in his sleep with an accent. It's not like we haven't figured out what "seela hirani" means, but we need to figure out who the "seela hirani" is.

[baja-blasters]

😳

[kark-trooper-echo]

Hey, @baja-blasters, you dropped a...a photo? Howzer, who is this?

@kimageddon @eloquentmoon

[mimimirage]

You never heard of little ol' me? I'd say whoever it belongs to has gorgeous taste.

💋💕 Mimi

[baja-blasters]

HOW DID I MISS THIS?!

Thank you… uh, ma’am. It was something you… handed out once… It’s lovely. Respectfully. Just brings a smile. That’s all. I’m sorry.

[one-big-cog-piece]

smooooooth, dude.

[baja-blasters]

Oh like you’d do any better… 😑

[sim-jaeyuns]

Captain Howzer in The Bad Batch 1.12

[freesia-writes]

my beautiful boy.

*sigh*

just immaculate.

[cdblake1565]

He is beautiful (deep sigh) My office mate thinks I’m insane cuz I’m in love with “cartoon” men. But he’s perfect.

[baja-blasters]

I mean… Maybe your office mate just doesn’t realize your good taste. 😎

[baja-blasters]

have you ever looked yourself up on ao3

I haven't heard of that sector. Is it in Wild Space?

[wetsocksinbed]

do you guys ever think that Rex and Hera talked about Howzer at some point? Even just in passing?

[baja-blasters]

👀

[ilarria-deactivated20250102]

they really said 'we know just the thing to get undivided attention from the girlies' and proceeded to start two clone-centred episodes with rex and howzer. i am seated

[baja-blasters]

😎

[terrarioweb-deactivated20260418]

Inner peace 🩵💜

[sashketter]

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

[baja-blasters]

😏

[capt-traitor]

He mumbles in his sleep with an accent. It's not like we haven't figured out what "seela hirani" means, but we need to figure out who the "seela hirani" is.

[baja-blasters]

😳

[kark-trooper-echo]

Hey, @baja-blasters, you dropped a...a photo? Howzer, who is this?

@kimageddon @eloquentmoon

[mimimirage]

You never heard of little ol' me? I'd say whoever it belongs to has gorgeous taste.

💋💕 Mimi

[baja-blasters]

HOW DID I MISS THIS?!

Thank you… uh, ma’am. It was something you… handed out once… It’s lovely. Respectfully. Just brings a smile. That’s all. I’m sorry.