Scomp and Circumstance

Clone Underground, Meme Force 99

[tbbs-best-hair]

Sarge, I gotta ask… when was the last time you washed that bandanna??

Oh, not long ago. Last Taungsday.

[kark-trooper-echo]

Hunter, it's Centaxday.

[jorolle]

- it is a manifold regulator. and a broken one at that. - thanks, clone obvious.

TECH & PHEE in STAR WARS: THE BAD BATCH 2x05 "Entombed"

[phee-spirited]

He's a cargo hold of fun on grocery trips too.

[tbbs-best-hair]

Uh-huh. At least he comes back from local village grocery runs in the same rotation.

[exceptionally-minded]

That was a one-time occurrence. The correlation between Phee accompanying me for grocery trips and their duration is not causal.

[tbbs-best-hair]

You were gone for three rotations.

[phee-spirited]

Sorry, Bandana. We got a little sidetracked liberating some living groceries. When you spot an endangered species at the market that should be in the wild instead of on a plate, you do what you've got to do.

Luckily for them, I have a wealthy contact who deals in animal trafficking with an emphasis on conservation. He bought them off me and gave them a home on his preserve. Nothing better than eccentric old men with big hearts and bigger bank accounts. He and Tech got along great.

[tbbs-best-hair]

All right. I'm glad you rescued the critters.

Next time just consider dropping off the fresh meilooruns before your mission.

[exceptionally-minded]

They were not wasted. Phee and I found several ways to enjoy them en route.

[kark-trooper-echo]

I don't even want to know.

[capt-traitor]

Are you familiar YouTube? Donut Daddy on youtube?

The Donut Daddy? I've seen some of his videos but it doesn't do it for me. If I make someone food, it won't be by spanking a ball of dough while topless or pouring blue milk down my chest. The food will get the attention it deserves so it's delicious and then what goes on after that between adults is another thing.

[kark-trooper-echo]

I'll thread a donut onto my scomp but nowhere else. Batcher's a licker.

[l4v3nd3r985]

crosshair threatening to put a restraining bolt in echo whenever they argue

[kark-trooper-echo]

They'll go in anyone if you're motivated enough.

[superiorsniper]

When you own a velcro hound, waking up early to meditate alone is a stealth operation.

[kark-trooper-echo]

That explains the little piece of bantha bacon I found at the foot of my bed this morning. Crosshair, the next time you want Batcher distracted so you can get some time alone, just tell me.

[the-bi-space-ace]

echo telling me he's proud of me would fix me i think

[kark-trooper-echo]

I'm proud of you.

[idoubleswearimawriter]

I'm writing a Bad Batch x Fem!Jedi Fan Fic. I need help to pick a Batcher to ship with. Please help me! 🥺🙏

Hunter

Tech

Crosshair

Wrecker

Echo

None??

Voting ended onApr 20

@skellymom @staycalmandhugaclone @itscaptain-sir @dangraccoon @danceswithsporks @multi-fan-dom-madness @mandos-mind-trick @bunnywritesjunk @chopper-base @hellhound5925 @kark-trooper-echo @sev-on-kamino @marymunchkiin

[kark-trooper-echo]

You're tagging ME to weigh in? I'm one of the karking choices! 😶

[megmca]

What better way to skew the results?

Madame Jocasta probably has copies of reg manuals dating from the founding of the Republic.

[kark-trooper-echo]

True. I skewed them toward Crosshair. 😏

[superiorsniper]

hologif by @resistantecho

[idoubleswearimawriter]

@kark-trooper-echo I believe you are in the lead. I wonder if it's something you said, love.

[kark-trooper-echo]

Only by 3.3%. Tech said that given Crosshair's "obvious sex appeal" and that there are 52 hours left in the poll, I shouldn't worry. Problem is, I couldn't tell if he was being sarcastic or serious.

[kark-trooper-echo]

Don't worry, he said. It'll be Crosshair, he said.

[idoubleswearimawriter]

@kark-trooper-echo

It's alright. You'll like Liz. She's pretty cool. You guys match.

[kark-trooper-echo]

The last time someone said I would like Liz, it was Hardcase, and Liz was a lizard who then got loose in the barracks. That was a long night.

[capt-traitor]

@exceptionally-minded I took this covert holo of a partying MSE droid. Perhaps creating one might be a fun project for @undefeated-dejarik-champion

[undefeated-dejarik-champion]

Let's do it, Tech! This can be my robotics mid-term!

[exceptionally-minded]

Excellent! We should be sure to include Nama Heh for @kark-trooper-echo

[kark-trooper-echo]

Is this you trying to get me to dance again?

[capt-traitor]

Oh c'mon. It's funnnnnnnn

[exceptionally-minded]

Yes.

[kark-trooper-echo]

Yes you're trying to get me to dance again, or yes it's fun? Because if it means you're going to dance, things just got a lot more interesting.

[isurrendertoclones]

Me: *sniffing an unknown food suspiciously*

(A moment of perfect silence as my spouse and I process what I’ve just done)

Spouse: Ech—

Me: I know!

[tbbs-best-hair]

Is there a @kark-trooper-echo in here?

[kark-trooper-echo]

Yes.

[capt-traitor]

@exceptionally-minded I took this covert holo of a partying MSE droid. Perhaps creating one might be a fun project for @undefeated-dejarik-champion

[undefeated-dejarik-champion]

Let's do it, Tech! This can be my robotics mid-term!

[exceptionally-minded]

Excellent! We should be sure to include Nama Heh for @kark-trooper-echo

[kark-trooper-echo]

Is this you trying to get me to dance again?

[tbbs-best-hair]

Contrary to popular belief, the smells that go along with fishing don't bother me so much.

It's when the smell of cooking fish doesn't dissipate for days. THAT bothers me.

[confident-just-not-stupid]

Another good reason to grill outside. Fresh fish, vegetables, and herbs. I should start gardening more.

[thistechnologicalterror]

DO NOT GRILL OR COOK FISH IN AN INSUFFICIENTLY ATMOSPHERE CONDITIONED SHIP.

THE FILTERS ARE NOT LIKELY TO SCRUB IT, AND THE SMELL WILL BE RECYCLED FOR MEGACYCLES.

AND IT WILL ATTACH TO EVERYTHING.

[capt-traitor]

That sounds like wisdom based in experience.

[thistechnologicalterror]

THREE WORDS.

501ST. PRANK. WAR.

[kark-trooper-echo]

Heh.

[idoubleswearimawriter]

I'm writing a Bad Batch x Fem!Jedi Fan Fic. I need help to pick a Batcher to ship with. Please help me! 🥺🙏

Hunter

Tech

Crosshair

Wrecker

Echo

None??

Voting ended onApr 20

@skellymom @staycalmandhugaclone @itscaptain-sir @dangraccoon @danceswithsporks @multi-fan-dom-madness @mandos-mind-trick @bunnywritesjunk @chopper-base @hellhound5925 @kark-trooper-echo @sev-on-kamino @marymunchkiin

[kark-trooper-echo]

You're tagging ME to weigh in? I'm one of the karking choices! 😶

[megmca]

What better way to skew the results?

Madame Jocasta probably has copies of reg manuals dating from the founding of the Republic.

[kark-trooper-echo]

True. I skewed them toward Crosshair. 😏

[superiorsniper]

hologif by @resistantecho

[idoubleswearimawriter]

@kark-trooper-echo I believe you are in the lead. I wonder if it's something you said, love.

[kark-trooper-echo]

Only by 3.3%. Tech said that given Crosshair's "obvious sex appeal" and that there are 52 hours left in the poll, I shouldn't worry. Problem is, I couldn't tell if he was being sarcastic or serious.

[kark-trooper-echo]

Don't worry, he said. It'll be Crosshair, he said.

[kark-trooper-echo]

I found this

[idoubleswearimawriter]

I'm writing a Bad Batch x Fem!Jedi Fan Fic. I need help to pick a Batcher to ship with. Please help me! 🥺🙏

Hunter

Tech

Crosshair

Wrecker

Echo

None??

Voting ended onApr 20

@skellymom @staycalmandhugaclone @itscaptain-sir @dangraccoon @danceswithsporks @multi-fan-dom-madness @mandos-mind-trick @bunnywritesjunk @chopper-base @hellhound5925 @kark-trooper-echo @sev-on-kamino @marymunchkiin

[kark-trooper-echo]

You're tagging ME to weigh in? I'm one of the karking choices! 😶

[megmca]

What better way to skew the results?

Madame Jocasta probably has copies of reg manuals dating from the founding of the Republic.

[kark-trooper-echo]

True. I skewed them toward Crosshair. 😏

[superiorsniper]

hologif by @resistantecho

[idoubleswearimawriter]

@kark-trooper-echo I believe you are in the lead. I wonder if it's something you said, love.

[kark-trooper-echo]

Only by 3.3%. Tech said that given Crosshair's "obvious sex appeal" and that there are 52 hours left in the poll, I shouldn't worry. Problem is, I couldn't tell if he was being sarcastic or serious.

[kark-trooper-echo]

You're not too bad yourself, ma'am.

[idoubleswearimawriter]

I'm writing a Bad Batch x Fem!Jedi Fan Fic. I need help to pick a Batcher to ship with. Please help me! 🥺🙏

Hunter

Tech

Crosshair

Wrecker

Echo

None??

Voting ended onApr 20

@skellymom @staycalmandhugaclone @itscaptain-sir @dangraccoon @danceswithsporks @multi-fan-dom-madness @mandos-mind-trick @bunnywritesjunk @chopper-base @hellhound5925 @kark-trooper-echo @sev-on-kamino @marymunchkiin

[kark-trooper-echo]

You're tagging ME to weigh in? I'm one of the karking choices! 😶

[megmca]

What better way to skew the results?

Madame Jocasta probably has copies of reg manuals dating from the founding of the Republic.

[kark-trooper-echo]

True. I skewed them toward Crosshair. 😏

[megmca]

So you’ve observed the outcome? 😉

[kark-trooper-echo]

Not for another...2 days, 18 hours.

[idoubleswearimawriter]

I'm writing a Bad Batch x Fem!Jedi Fan Fic. I need help to pick a Batcher to ship with. Please help me! 🥺🙏

Hunter

Tech

Crosshair

Wrecker

Echo

None??

Voting ended onApr 20

@skellymom @staycalmandhugaclone @itscaptain-sir @dangraccoon @danceswithsporks @multi-fan-dom-madness @mandos-mind-trick @bunnywritesjunk @chopper-base @hellhound5925 @kark-trooper-echo @sev-on-kamino @marymunchkiin

[kark-trooper-echo]

You're tagging ME to weigh in? I'm one of the karking choices! 😶

[megmca]

What better way to skew the results?

Madame Jocasta probably has copies of reg manuals dating from the founding of the Republic.

[kark-trooper-echo]

True. I skewed them toward Crosshair. 😏