oel ngati kameie

Nor defender | So’lek lover | Alma hater

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how it feels talking to the current Star Wars fandom about how I personally dont like the Din/Luke fanship because Mara Jade was a step forward for feminism and was generally just a badass woman and was a great pair for Luke even though shes been retconned, and therefore getting called homophobic by the fandom even though I am literally a queer person myself

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remember when tbb tried to say that Crosshair's chip canonically never activated and he did everything by choice even though in episode 1 of tbb Crosshair tries to kill Caleb without anyone saying Order 66 means "kill the jedi" and theres literally a scene where Crosshair does the monotone "good soldiers follow orders" that we know happens when the chip activates? Yeah me neither

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Vader seeing Maul somehow still alive after being cut in half, blown up, blasted at, shot down, electrocuted, imprisoned, kidnapped, be controlled by a literal witch, go hand-to-hand in combat with Darth Sidious, and, as far as he's aware, supposedly "died" on the star ship with Rex and Ahsoka, yet Padme dies from simply "being sad"

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the way the posts under the Good Omens tag literally flip flop between "this ending is shit and i hate everything and life sucks" and "i enjoyed the ending it was actually okay" while also being riddled with replies from the opposing viewpoint about why the OP's post is flamibg hot garbage is just proof that no fandom will ever truly be happy

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The backside of my photocard!

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my 5 husbands are so pretty

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since Maul Shadow Lord is trending, a lot of people have reignited their star wars obsession and gotten back into TCW and TBB. If you are going to write a tbb fic and include a echo x reader aspect to it then I am ON MY KNEES BEGGING YOU TO DO LORE ACCURATE ECHO. HE HAS NO DICK. DUDES BOTTOM HALF GOT EXPLODED. GIVE ME LORE ACCURATE DICKLESS ECHO I AM BEGGINGGGGGG

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"the slap is ooc" media literacy is dead I fear

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What if: MC was pregnant when Dragon Sylus died 🥹

Story update from @soldiershunterswitchesandroyals : unsure if this will actually be done by the goal I had set for mother's day. The twins have decided they want this to be longer than I originally intended as a one shot. Good chance I might end up doing multi chapters on this since I'm no where near done and haven't started editing it. So if it's not completed by mother's day I will at least post the first chapter. I plan on giving my beta reader access to it so they can at least read that so we can have a Sunday post as planned

Art commission and story idea by @soldiershunterswitchesandroyals I was honestly crying my heart out while creating the panels.

I love this idea so much ✨

This is the music in my head while creating the art

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the most unrealistic part of star wars is the fact Jango, Boba and the Clones didnt at any point have Tā Moko, and that Omega didn't get Moko Kauae.

Like it is canon that there are aspects of Māori culture on Mandalore, and that the Clones did the haka to boost morale. Yet youre telling me that at no point did anybody get a meaningful tattoo that expressed their ascent into adulthood, as well as their strength and power as warriors? Jango Fett, one of the most skilled and feared bounty hunters in the galaxy didnt at any point get a culturally important tattoo? You're telling me that Rex, a man who is in the top 5 best fighters in the GAR, didn't get a traditional inking on his face to symbolise his ancestry, achievements, and status?

Imagine how cool it would've been if Hunter had had ta moko instead of the half skull.

Anyway here is Temuera Morrison wearing ta moko, so we can see what our beloved clones would look like in traditional Māori tattoos

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the most unrealistic part of star wars is the fact Jango, Boba and the Clones didnt at any point have Tā Moko, and that Omega didn't get Moko Kauae.

Like it is canon that there are aspects of Māori culture on Mandalore, and that the Clones did the haka to boost morale. Yet youre telling me that at no point did anybody get a meaningful tattoo that expressed their ascent into adulthood, as well as their strength and power as warriors? Jango Fett, one of the most skilled and feared bounty hunters in the galaxy didnt at any point get a culturally important tattoo? You're telling me that Rex, a man who is in the top 5 best fighters in the GAR, didn't get a traditional inking on his face to symbolise his ancestry, achievements, and status?

Imagine how cool it would've been if Hunter had had ta moko instead of the half skull.

Anyway here is Temuera Morrison wearing ta moko, so we can see what our beloved clones would look like in traditional Māori tattoos

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"devon izara is darth talon" my brother in christ you are about 200 years too early

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shitty meme dump because I am binge watching Maul Shadow Lord

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yeah Maul - Shadow Lord is cool and all but WHY DOES DEVON HAVE EYEBROWS??? THOSE ARE NOT TATTOOS THOSE ARE ACTUAL HAIR. WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THE ANIMATION DEPARTMENT I WANT TO TALK

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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do it cowards

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afop photo dump because Tamtey lives rent free in my mind

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OMG EVERYONE SHUT UP THEY UNIRONICALLY USED A SONG SUNG IN TE REO MĀORI, A CULTURE THAT PLACES STRONG VALUE ON TATTOOS, BOTH FOR WAHINE (WOMEN) AND TANE (MEN). YOU KNOW WHAT OTHER CULTURE DOES THIS? THE ERIDIANS. ROCKY'S PEOPLE. I AM SOBBING.

ngā mihi to whoever decided to do this ilysm

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I BELIEVE IN BBC GHOST SUPREMACY