Chronicles of a Southwestern Panda

Live. Laugh. Bread.

[bajapanda]

I'm just impressed they were able to put this together since this thing went viral

[bajapanda]

[bajapanda]

I'm eating at a restaurant with a freezer in the bathroom ...

[bajapanda]

I am so fucking skeeved right now ... This gelatinous blob was at the bottom of my soda and was sucked up through my straw and into my mouth. *shudder* This may be the thing that gets me off if the soda as I'm still gagging thinking about. I don't know what the fuck this is ... Not sure that I want to.

[bajapanda]

Why would anyone take a macro shot of spam??

[agoodthinghappened-deactivated2]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/31517030@N02/

[sanfrancisko]

[bajapanda]

Brazilian Prank - Living Toys

Brazilian Prank - Living Toys Original from SBT Television. 

[myfotolog]

[bajapanda]

*swoon*

[bajapanda]

Over a week ago, we were driving down the road and saw a truck parked here. A woman was standing on the passenger side with a steady stream of piss pouring out from between the classiest of legs, visible from underneath the vehicle by oncoming traffic. The stain remains. I cannot fathom the level of rotten asparagus piss that flowed from her crevice and feel especially nervous that this river of putrid piss flowed into the Monterey Bay National Sanctuary.

[bajapanda]

I need to get my priorities in order, maybe. Less pinball, more finished garage. But who can say no to a home use only LoTR? I couldn’t.

[joost5]

A plane overshot the runway on landing at the nearby airstrip. It’ll buff out.

[bajapanda]

My favorite date night. Really need to get the place back together and spend more time there. It's a happy place for me

[bajapanda]

Train Belly

Badass view of the underside of a train filmed with iPhone.

[bajapanda]

Blue stake nightmare.  Streets of NYC

[bajapanda]

Admit it ... You're jealous

[bajapanda]