World's Okayest Brother

Osomatsu Matsuno, International Legend and Future Billionare

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i wanted to draw my fav bros being cute so i did….they stole tottys phone for a selfie

i take requests so always feel free to shoot me an ask

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send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

[enforcervi]

alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair .  ❤ = kissing them .  ₪ =  asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .  ♣ = discovering them crying .  回 = patching a wound .  ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .

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Jackpot! || Alex & Osomatsu

@bakamatsv

Sure Alex has gambled on the basketball court and won, but that doesn’t mean she’ll only gamble on that. She has this lucky streak going on that it looks like she cheats, but she doesn’t. So when she saw the casino here, she’s gotta get her hands on it.

So far she’s won the table games and now here she is winning the slot games. She’s gathered so much attention that it reminded her of Las Vegas all over again. Her winning streak never ends.

She decided to take a break when she heard someone next to her just groan out in frustration. She looked over, saw the characters on his slot then leaned on the machine.

❝Someone’s got bad luck today.❞

[bakamatsv-blog]

Osomatsu was having the shittiest streak of luck in ages. This bad luck streak seems to have cursed him ever since he set foot on the island. Just this day alone he had blown through his “allowance” he set for himself from his brothers’ paychecks, and this was his last chance to make it big with the slightest bit of money left on his card. Sure, he had considered himself somewhat of a pachinko expert (yeah right), but this casino was something new. He had been excited beyond belief to get into it, but was quickly overwhelmed. He had taken a look at the table games and ended up more interested in the cute blonde making away with all the cash than the game itself. 

He found himself over at the slot machines once the girl had wandered off and he was left with only sad old men to look at. Osomatsu thought luck would be with him while he tried out the slot machines for the first time, but that didn’t seem to be the case. He had picked out a cat-themed machine that reminded him of his brother, and after only 10 minutes of play he was nearly out. He groaned in frustration and put his forehead down on the machine when he heard a voice next to him.

“Yeah, no kidding. Can you believe these things---”

Oh. It was that girl. And those things were even bigger from up close.

[meronstumbles-blog]

Whoever made this hit me right in the heart

Ikanaide- Osomatsu ver. (episode 24)

[cozyhoodies]

[bakamatsv-blog]

“GET A JOB YOU LAZY ASS.”

“You’re reading that upside down. That’s the SBOJ page.”

“Besides, if I had a job you’d have nobody to take care of, right? I’m only doing this for your sake. By the way, do you have a second futon somewhere? I looked and couldn’t find one.”

[bakamatsv-blog]

“Happy siblings day, Choromatsu! I got you something!”

@cherrymatsv

[bakamatsv-blog]

A rather shabby looking cat plush is thrust into their arms without a word. It’s features are a little wonky, and the seams are already starting to pull apart, making it clear the thing is handmade. This one happens to be made with different shades of red. Happy national siblings day, or whatever.

“Is this my pet now? Alright! Nice!” Osomatsu gave the plushie a little headscratch followed by Ichimatsu.

[bakamatsv-blog]

❝Present for nii-san!❞

“Thanks, Jyushimatsu! Love potion, huh...” 

[bakamatsv-blog]

“Happy Siblings Day~ I heart you, Osomatsu nii-san~♡”

“Woohoo! I heart you too, Totty!”

[painfulmatsv-blog]

@bakamatsv

Sheds a tear but still has his arms spread out for a hug from the other. Hoping. “…Buraza?”

[bakamatsv-blog]

"Geez, I'll give you one just so you don't burst into tears." Osomatsu moved into Kara's arms, giving him a little hug but holding back a bit.

[genshokugumi]

@bakamatsv, @painfulmatsv, @cherrymatsv, @kittymatsv, @cutiematsv

Jyushimatsu lifts all of his brothers up and gives them a big bear hug.

❝HUGS!❞

[bakamatsv-blog]

“Jyushimatsu! Geez, you’re gonna break our ribs...”

Osomatsu couldn’t help but lightly hug him back. After all, it’s siblings day, right?

[bakamatsv-blog]

“Buraza…. Happy National Siblings Day.”

[bakamatsv-blog]

mr yakyuu

One of Osomatsu's favourite spots for walks on the island was the beach. It was usually calm and there was unlikely to be anyone around, so he could really take his time and stare off into the sea, deep in thought (like what he should eat for dinner, or what type of girl he would go for when he found the local movie store...) One of the last things he expected to be disturbed by was a loud smack in the distance, and moments later, the immediate smash of something falling from the sky onto his head. Osomatsu flopped forwards into the sand with impact, immediately reaching up to grab at his head. "Ow, what the hell..."

He didn't bother to get up immediately and laid there, feeling the warmth of the sun and the pounding of his headache. He spotted a baseball off to the side and wondered who, other than his brother, would practice at such a weird place like this. His brother who had left home and gone off god-knows-where, who Osomatsu worried about when he really got deep into thought about it. Jyushimatsu on his own, without anyone to take care of him-- ugh, his thoughts were interrupted again with the pounding of his headache returning.

[bakamatsv-blog]

baby bro

As it turns out, finding yourself in a totally new city with nothing to your name was way more difficult than expected. Of course, he had some somewhat prepared, but along the way some asshole must have stolen his bag. After going a few days wearing the same outfit and trying to get by, Osomatsu figured he should probably do something about it and at least get another shirt. The local mall seemed like the best place to start, but as he stepped in the door and took in all of the shops around him he quickly felt overwhelmed. How the hell did Totty and Karamatsu do this?! I mean... Osomatsu had definitely shopped for himself before. Definitely. It wasn't like all of his clothes were bought and given to him by his mother, it wasn't like he was unsure what size he even was... Haha...

A shop that looked like something Totty would be interested in caught his eye. There were mannequins just inside the door, and shirts and pants identical to the ones they wore were placed beside them. Not bothering to try them on, he grabbed the first set that looked something close to his size along with the matching shirt (so what if it was pink and plaid, it wasn't like anyone was going to see him in it, at least until he was able to find his suitcase again) and quickly turned around to head over to the counter, bumping right into some guy who apparently had no sense of personal space.

[bakamatsv-blog]

fapmeister

Did this island seriously not have a single place to get some good oden? Oso was starving and craving something that would at least slightly resemble home, but none of the restaurants he had found seemed to offer anything good enough. The last place he had to check out (he had been eating solely at restaurants alone) was their local supermarket, Fast-something. They had to have something there, right? The fact it was only 9am didn't matter, oden was seriously good enough to be eaten all times of the day. Not that it was honestly something he loved the taste of, it was the feelings going along with it he was after... He had been having no luck finding his brother on the island and would have headed back home if not for the fact that he... couldn't afford the ticket back. Despite what he had told himself, the nice wad of cash he came with only lasted a week. Hey, how was he going to resist the fancy hotels? He'd deal with finding more money later, right?

...His last bit of money wasn't going to get him anywhere, so he might as well use it on something good. In the end, fried chicken won over to the unappetizing-looking oden ingredients he had found there (like he was going to actually try and cook it), and he made his way over to the check-outs, grabbing a couple of the local beers for the side. He shoved his things down on the counter and glanced over to the magazines, seeing what the local news was and - he could feel the cashier staring holes into him, what the hell was his problem? "What, is there---"

Oh.

[bakamatsv-blog]

fish stick

Osomatsu spent his first day in Hani'i exploring the town, specifically looking for places he would enjoy. This of course ended up in a tour of the local bars, after which he found himself incredibly inebriated. His suitcase had been long forgotten in the corner of some dingy place as he continued on, taking in the sights (as much as he could in this state)... Huh, they had some idol girl here too. Who liked... fish? What the hell, couldn't this girl find some originality? She would never be as great as Tot-- hey, this girls looks like Totoko too... Seriously? For a brief moment, the idea that it was Totoko crossed his mind, but why would she ever end up in a place like this? She was still at home, doing whatever, trying to find popularity there... like she would care enough to come to a small place like this, right? And what was in his brother's mind to come to this shitty place too? He hadn't found a single pachinko parlor, and unless he magically missed it... ugh, why'd he have to drag him to a place like this? (...It's not like he asked him to come in the first place, Oso...)

...He found himself in autopilot towards a large apartment complex as he was deep in his thoughts and wandered in behind some girl who was gracious enough to hold the door for him. He followed her into the elevator and pressed the first button that registered in his mind. Eight floor, right? This must be where he lives. Probably. As the door opened and he stumbled out, he rattled the first few doorknobs as he made his way down the hall - locked, locked... open. Making his way in, he immediately noticed the couch. Calling to him, looking extra fluffy and comfortable... He tossed some fish-looking thing off the sofa and landed face first, quickly falling asleep (and not even caring to close the door behind him.)