Bitch please

30/Finland 눈_눈

[catasters]

[37q]

[justcatposts]

Time to relax 

(via)

[beggars-opera]

give yourself over to absolute pleasure

[846782364278]

[5tn]

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[charlesoberonn]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[knightofleo]

[babyblueboxers]

This is it. This is the feeling.

[sina-tuuba-paska]

nii näyttää aaro olevan..vähä muuttunu viime vuosista

[napanuorallatanssija]

otsikko 💉/5

[everythingfox]

Ferret sees snow for the first time

(via)

[bluejayrambles]

[catchymemes]

[copperbadge]

This is one of the few posts that lives in my likes because every once in a while I think, “I should listen to that video again, it can’t possibly be as funny as I thought it was the first time I heard it” and then I hit play and I laugh. Every time. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[memesmadefullmetal]

the inspiration for these hit me over the head while i was supposed to be studying

[thorgyorgy]

[mesopelagic]

seals that make you go oo

[mesopelagic]

seals that make you go ä

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

The Rain (Cover) by Haburu

[gollumunchkin]

i’m crying

[bluejay73ffs]

There are cats, and there are cats that belong to pianists

[thenatsdorf]

Ekekekekekek compilation.

[catsbeaversandducks]

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