Olisipa ajantajua

Pieni likainen maahinen, joka yrittää opiskella kulttuurialaa, mutta keräisi mieluummin nappeja.

[lovingrot]

if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.

hey what the fuck does this mean

[lovingrot]

im shaking what does this mean

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[crabs-and-bongos]

Really to prevent driplessness.

[boyliverfailure]

lil whiteboy busting it down arctic style

[one-time-i-dreamt]

👁️👁️

[barin-mclegg]

The way you look at the camera always upsets me deeply.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

What do you mean 👁️👁️

[one-time-i-dreamt]

👁️👁️

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Werewolves had invaded my house and the only cure to stop them from turning was pickle juice. Pouring it on them, not making them drink it

[furry-fey]

Okay but why are we curing them?

[venatico]

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[mothcub]

The joyful boys.

[mysharona1987]

[mcsiggy]

COMPARING YOURSELF TO OTHERS IS THE MOTIVATION MIND KILLER!!! WHAT YOU MADE IS GREAT BECAUSE YOU MADE IT AND YOU CAN AND WILL GET BETTER! NEVER STOP!!

[aimee-maroux]

ALSO:

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[nem23]

[memewhore]

[medievalthymes]

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[glassshine]

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[thememedaddy]