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HI IM REFFIE, HERE TO DESTROY EVERYTHING

MY MUSE IS ALSO HERE TO DESTROY EVERYTHING

PLS JOIN US IN OUR QUEST TO DESTROY EVERYTHING

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securityai

stop in the name of the law || *mute & takasugi

securityai

This guy… is what one would call an idiot, right? As much as *Mute wanted to come to that conclusion, she knew she coudn’t simply dismiss someone because of their words.

She let out a huff and approached the man, standing so close that she had to tilt her head all the way up to look him in the eye. Her hands were placed on her hips, haughty and irritated. “If you want yogurt so much, then milk your own cow, a cow that isn’t government property.

"Or, even better, milk yourself. I heard that human males have a white, viscous fluid in them. If you get enough, I’m sure you can have some delicious treats."

bakasugi-beast

He didn't skip a beat.

"Miss Security Officer, you know cows can't milk themselves." Takasugi could have stopped there. Rather, he probably should have stopped there.

He didn't stop there, though.

"Cows need a fair milk maiden to milk them with their lovely, skilled hands in a delicate motion." His lips pulled into a sly grin, head tilting ever-slightly down as he stared at the other. "I suppose men like me are quite the same."

#securityai #;talks

securityai

stop in the name of the law || open

"Hey, hey you there!" A fierce voice calls out for the only person in the vicinity. The owner of the voice is a short girl with shocking blonde hair and a tidy uniform.

"Where do you think you’re going? That way is to the farms, so unless you show me some identification, I’m gonna have to escort you away." She shoots out her hand, palm facing up, and a hologram appears, floating only a few centimeters above. The hologram is her badge. Large blue text reads: Security AI *MUTE.

"So, are you going to resist or not?"

bakasugi-beast

He was holding a yogurt cup.

An empty yogurt cup.

"But miss," He drawled out the word, thin eyebrows raised in seemingly mock confusion and innocence, "I need to go to the farms." And he held out the empty yogurt cup. "The farms have cows. Cows have yogurt." Okay, not quite. But still.

A pause, and with his empty hand, he crossed his heart. "I would never resist the law. But, alas, I can't resist my body's urge for dairy products."

#securityai #;talks