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stop in the name of the law || *mute & takasugi

He didn’t skip a beat.

”Miss Security Officer, you know cows can’t milk themselves." Takasugi could have stopped there. Rather, he probably should have stopped there.

He didn’t stop there, though.

”Cows need a fair milk maiden to milk them with their lovely, skilled hands in a delicate motion." His lips pulled into a sly grin, head tilting ever-slightly down as he stared at the other. "I suppose men like me are quite the same.”

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After those scandalous words, *Mute had to pause and compose herself. She let out a small cough. Through her network, she requested permission to kill the person in front of her. It would take a little while for a reply, but, until then, she could do this.

A metallic hand punched the man in front of her in the stomach.

"You have a death wish, huh?" It took all her willpower to resist grabbing the guy's genitals and ripping them off. "Now get out of here before I milk your blood."

#bakasugi beast

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stop in the name of the law || *mute & takasugi

bakasugi-beast

He was holding a yogurt cup.

An empty yogurt cup.

“But miss,” He drawled out the word, thin eyebrows raised in seemingly mock confusion and innocence, “I need to go to the farms." And he held out the empty yogurt cup. "The farms have cows. Cows have yogurt." Okay, not quite. But still.

A pause, and with his empty hand, he crossed his heart. “I would never resist the law. But, alas, I can’t resist my body’s urge for dairy products.”

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This guy... is what one would call an idiot, right? As much as *Mute wanted to come to that conclusion, she knew she coudn't simply dismiss someone because of their words.

She let out a huff and approached the man, standing so close that she had to tilt her head all the way up to look him in the eye. Her hands were placed on her hips, haughty and irritated. "If you want yogurt so much, then milk your own cow, a cow that isn't government property.

"Or, even better, milk yourself. I heard that human males have a white, viscous fluid in them. If you get enough, I'm sure you can have some delicious treats."

#bakasugi beast

stop in the name of the law || open

"Hey, hey you there!" A fierce voice calls out for the only person in the vicinity. The owner of the voice is a short girl with shocking blonde hair and a tidy uniform.

"Where do you think you're going? That way is to the farms, so unless you show me some identification, I'm gonna have to escort you away." She shoots out her hand, palm facing up, and a hologram appears, floating only a few centimeters above. The hologram is her badge. Large blue text reads: Security AI *MUTE.

"So, are you going to resist or not?"

#civu open #tiny tiny tiny

jestersroulette-blog

Normal citizens were ignorant of most of the chaos and wrong doings occurring in the city; the news simply did not report on these incidents unless they were major and affected the entire city. Perhaps the ones most educated about the situation other than the government itself were the shady groups that lounged around at bars. Of course, Medius, being filled with these bars and clubs, housed many of these shady people.

Ray just so happen to work as a bartender at one of the most popular, and bore witness to any kind of discussion that went on. He may have been sworn to keep a tight mouth about the occurrences, but he still had his own opinions. To sum his thoughts up about the entire dissent movement he would have to use one phrase: it was all entirely stupid.

As he walked to his place of work, lulled in his thoughts, he walked into a rather short girl, causing her to nearly fall back. Ray wasn’t one to cause conflict out in the open like this, but the girl seemed to have other thoughts, so he responded in kind.

"Shouldn’t you be in school right now, kiddo?"

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So it seemed like this guy was just itching for a fight, and *Mute would love to respond duly-- with a punch to the face-- but she was, above all else, a security AI. Causing people harm needlessly, no matter how much they seemed to deserve it in her mind, was against her programming.

She let out a haughty huff, and placed her small hands on her hips. "I'll have you know I hold a position higher than you ever will, kid. Go back to being a lowly bartender, loser."

In a split second, she opened her database and found all the information she needed to relentlessly insult this person. Physical abuse may be out of the question and also grounds for her dismissal, but verbal abuse seemed to be tolerated more or less because, well, it was part of her personality.

"Now I suggest you apologize. I think by this point I've made it clear who I am."

#jestersroulette #amazing self

Dissent and disorder. Just what a security AI such as *Mute needed. Though she was created for the sole purpose of protecting the populous, it didn't mean she couldn't be irritated that this shit kept on happening.

First, it just appeared to be a simple bar fight. Next, it turned out the guy involved was part of an anti-government group. And finally, the dude tried to explode the entire establishment. The explosion, of course, never went off because big sister *Amai had countermeasures against this sort of thing, little tools that the previous leader implemented into her system.

Now, usually a security bot would be satisfied the situation diffused (literally), but *Mute did not feel that way. Not only did she owe *Amai more now, but the damn terrorist had weapons as well.

She pondered about the entire situation while walking in her civilian clothing-- something far too fancy to be simply civilian clothing, but she liked to stand out sometimes. In the midst of her thoughts, she was so rudely and carelessly bumped into, never mind the fact that she was the one not paying attention.

"Watch where you're going!"

#civu open

illusiontricksandvinewhips-blog

"oddly enough the lack of sleep hasn’t killed me quite yet… But at least I’ve finally gotten everything done.."

He reclines in his chair before dropping a pile of neatly stacked papers into a bin, looking over his prized flora specimen. He considers talking to it, but in the long run he doesn’t want to risk it.

securityai

Mute was simply performing her daily rounds when she came across the worn underling. Well, she decided, I need a break anyway. She made herself appear on a nearby screen, only her bust visible, and observed him. For a moment, there it seemed like the weirdo was about to actually speak to a plant.