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I just wrestled a bear to protect all of you.

I guess I’ll never believe you then. Oh shut it, I know I said that, but maybe if you’re imagining you fought a bear, it’s too much. Sure, why not. I like the nickname Jakey.

bakedlikejake

What do we have if we don't have trust? I thought we were friends! Or maybe I am just delirious from the woods, I think I saw a...thing. A see-through thing...I don't wanna say ghost, cause that'd be crazy, right? You can call me Jakey, but I am gonna think something up for you.

#xoxobiancadesousa

bakedlikejake

I just wrestled a bear to protect all of you.

xoxobiancadesousa

I don’t doubt that, but I do doubt that you wrestled a bear. Maybe a bit too much weed, Jakey. Might want to cut back.

bakedlikejake

If I would film and wrestle I would have recorded it. As a wise woman once told me, you can never smoke too much weed. Jakey? Are we on a nickname basis now?

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bakedlikejake

I just wrestled a bear to protect all of you.

xoxobiancadesousa

Total liar.

bakedlikejake

You don't know my life! I'm a full-on badass.

#xoxobiancadesousa

I just wrestled a bear to protect all of you.

You're welcome.

#gvsbstarter

bakedlikejake

Oh, shit...

xoxobiancadesousa

Ah, I see what you did there. Very clever. Please don’t wrestle any bears, I’m not looking to see you get mauled. Um.. I guess we’ll have to see if the feeling is mutual, now won’t we? I’m not that easy.

bakedlikejake

I am a pretty clever guy, glad you're picking up on it. I make no promises, if one pops up like 'come at me, bro' I can't just bitch out. Well, I guess we'll see, then. I thought we'd been bonding enough for a little making out. Do you want me to make you a friendship bracelet?

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trulyvanessa-deactivated2023061

Awesome, oh wow

trulyvanessa-deactivated2023061

Who knows. Guys are weird. Where have you been, Jake! I’ve been beginning to think you streaked your way to the end of the rainbow by now.

bakedlikejake

I'm weird, too. But I know a good movie when I see it. That movie made my spirit stick happy. To the end of the rainbow? Nah, if that happened I'd have come back and made it rain gold on y'all hos.

Hmmm, wait that sounds like I meant pee. I meant because leprechaun...and rainbows...pot of gold...

#heyvanessa #you better appreciate these gifs lmfao

bakedlikejake

Oh, shit...

xoxobiancadesousa

Oh wow, now I feel so protected by the big, strong Jake. You totally wouldn’t wrestle it, you’d run away. Hmm… What makes you think I want to make out with you? I think we can figure out a good distraction.

bakedlikejake

You should feel protected, I always have protection. No, I'd totally wrestle it and you could film it and put it on youtube, unless you know, a limb gets ripped off or something. Well, I don't. That was just my way of letting you know that I want to make out with you. I'm not sure if the feeling is mutual, but I was hoping it was.

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trulyvanessa-deactivated2023061

Awesome, oh wow

trulyvanessa-deactivated2023061

A boy who knows about Bring it On? Someone pinch me I must be asleep!

bakedlikejake

It's a movie that shows cheerleaders for two hours. Um, how could guys not know about it?

#heyvanessa #lmfao i love bring it on #no shame

bakedlikejake

Oh, shit...

xoxobiancadesousa

I’m totally up for that, as long as you don’t tell me about the bears just to attempt to scare me, cause the lame girl’s around here are getting all freaked about it.

bakedlikejake

No, no, honestly I'd be the scared one if there were bears. But then I'd wrestle it. We could like, just stay up all night making out. Or something equally as distracting. Ya know, whatever.