MJ🍪

HumanFamily au MJ

[bakermj]

[[…IM BACK?]]

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

..I have a very stupid plan….

might do it…

What is it…

[bakermj]

sneaking back into my old house, hope to not get caught, and steal some of my stuff

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

heyyyy sssss….

YOUR OKAY??!!

[bakermj]

when am I okay?

Yeah I’m fine

ish-

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

So… Mikey didn’t hurt you…

[bakermj]

i didn’t say that

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

What the fuck did he do…

[bakermj]

it wasn’t that badddd

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

Mike… what did he do.

[bakermj]

few kicks few punched

maybe a stab or 2

few pushes

oh and of course the ‘your gonna die alone’ thing

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

I’m going to fucking kill that kid…

[bakermj]

S no-

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

At least let me punch him…

[bakermj]

he trains to kill exorcists in his spare time.

you are not punching him!

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

Well can’t just let him get away with that shit?!

[bakermj]

it’s fine s!

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

It’s not fucking fine…

[bakermj]

it is.

CB patched me up, MJ’s banned Mikey from MJ meet-ups till further notice,

it won’t happen again

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

Okay… you should’ve fucking started with that… that’s good that they did that.

[bakermj]

and Michael got me, like, 8 boxes of vanilla crème crowns-

We may be shit at emotions, but we know what we like

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

What are “crème crowns”

[bakermj]

what.

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

What are crème crowns

[bakermj]

YOU DONT KNOW EHAT CRÈME CROWNS ARE?!?

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

heyyyy sssss….

YOUR OKAY??!!

[bakermj]

when am I okay?

Yeah I’m fine

ish-

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

So… Mikey didn’t hurt you…

[bakermj]

i didn’t say that

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

What the fuck did he do…

[bakermj]

it wasn’t that badddd

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

Mike… what did he do.

[bakermj]

few kicks few punched

maybe a stab or 2

few pushes

oh and of course the ‘your gonna die alone’ thing

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

I’m going to fucking kill that kid…

[bakermj]

S no-

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

At least let me punch him…

[bakermj]

he trains to kill exorcists in his spare time.

you are not punching him!

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

Well can’t just let him get away with that shit?!

[bakermj]

it’s fine s!

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

It’s not fucking fine…

[bakermj]

it is.

CB patched me up, MJ’s banned Mikey from MJ meet-ups till further notice,

it won’t happen again

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

Okay… you should’ve fucking started with that… that’s good that they did that.

[bakermj]

and Michael got me, like, 8 boxes of vanilla crème crowns-

We may be shit at emotions, but we know what we like

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

What are “crème crowns”

[bakermj]

what.

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

heyyyy sssss….

YOUR OKAY??!!

[bakermj]

when am I okay?

Yeah I’m fine

ish-

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

So… Mikey didn’t hurt you…

[bakermj]

i didn’t say that

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

What the fuck did he do…

[bakermj]

it wasn’t that badddd

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

Mike… what did he do.

[bakermj]

few kicks few punched

maybe a stab or 2

few pushes

oh and of course the ‘your gonna die alone’ thing

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

I’m going to fucking kill that kid…

[bakermj]

S no-

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

At least let me punch him…

[bakermj]

he trains to kill exorcists in his spare time.

you are not punching him!

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

Well can’t just let him get away with that shit?!

[bakermj]

it’s fine s!

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

It’s not fucking fine…

[bakermj]

it is.

CB patched me up, MJ’s banned Mikey from MJ meet-ups till further notice,

it won’t happen again

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

Okay… you should’ve fucking started with that… that’s good that they did that.

[bakermj]

and Michael got me, like, 8 boxes of vanilla crème crowns-

We may be shit at emotions, but we know what we like

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

heyyyy sssss….

YOUR OKAY??!!

[bakermj]

when am I okay?

Yeah I’m fine

ish-

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

So… Mikey didn’t hurt you…

[bakermj]

i didn’t say that

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

What the fuck did he do…

[bakermj]

it wasn’t that badddd

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

Mike… what did he do.

[bakermj]

few kicks few punched

maybe a stab or 2

few pushes

oh and of course the ‘your gonna die alone’ thing

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

I’m going to fucking kill that kid…

[bakermj]

S no-

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

At least let me punch him…

[bakermj]

he trains to kill exorcists in his spare time.

you are not punching him!

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

Well can’t just let him get away with that shit?!

[bakermj]

it’s fine s!

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

It’s not fucking fine…

[bakermj]

it is.

CB patched me up, MJ’s banned Mikey from MJ meet-ups till further notice,

it won’t happen again

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

heyyyy sssss….

YOUR OKAY??!!

[bakermj]

when am I okay?

Yeah I’m fine

ish-

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

So… Mikey didn’t hurt you…

[bakermj]

i didn’t say that

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

What the fuck did he do…

[bakermj]

it wasn’t that badddd

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

Mike… what did he do.

[bakermj]

few kicks few punched

maybe a stab or 2

few pushes

oh and of course the ‘your gonna die alone’ thing

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

I’m going to fucking kill that kid…

[bakermj]

S no-

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

At least let me punch him…

[bakermj]

he trains to kill exorcists in his spare time.

you are not punching him!

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

Well can’t just let him get away with that shit?!

[bakermj]

it’s fine s!

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

heyyyy sssss….

YOUR OKAY??!!

[bakermj]

when am I okay?

Yeah I’m fine

ish-

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

So… Mikey didn’t hurt you…

[bakermj]

i didn’t say that

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

What the fuck did he do…

[bakermj]

it wasn’t that badddd

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

Mike… what did he do.

[bakermj]

few kicks few punched

maybe a stab or 2

few pushes

oh and of course the ‘your gonna die alone’ thing

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

I’m going to fucking kill that kid…

[bakermj]

S no-

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

At least let me punch him…

[bakermj]

he trains to kill exorcists in his spare time.

you are not punching him!

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

heyyyy sssss….

YOUR OKAY??!!

[bakermj]

when am I okay?

Yeah I’m fine

ish-

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

So… Mikey didn’t hurt you…

[bakermj]

i didn’t say that

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

What the fuck did he do…

[bakermj]

it wasn’t that badddd

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

Mike… what did he do.

[bakermj]

few kicks few punched

maybe a stab or 2

few pushes

oh and of course the ‘your gonna die alone’ thing

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

I’m going to fucking kill that kid…

[bakermj]

S no-

[rottnstrwberriez-deactivated202]

trying digital art cause they wouldn’t let me keep my sketchbook on the bus for some fucking reason

[bakermj]

[[..that makes no sense???]]

[rottnstrwberriez-deactivated202]

ikr like

i brought my sketchbook for a fucking reason, using it

but then the driver just randomly goes “leave all your bags in the luggage rack and bring only a bottle of water” 😀

[bakermj]

[[murder.]]

[rottnstrwberriez-deactivated202]

trying digital art cause they wouldn’t let me keep my sketchbook on the bus for some fucking reason

[bakermj]

[[..that makes no sense???]]

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

heyyyy sssss….

YOUR OKAY??!!

[bakermj]

when am I okay?

Yeah I’m fine

ish-

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

So… Mikey didn’t hurt you…

[bakermj]

i didn’t say that

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

What the fuck did he do…

[bakermj]

it wasn’t that badddd

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

Mike… what did he do.

[bakermj]

few kicks few punched

maybe a stab or 2

few pushes

oh and of course the ‘your gonna die alone’ thing

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

heyyyy sssss….

YOUR OKAY??!!

[bakermj]

when am I okay?

Yeah I’m fine

ish-

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

So… Mikey didn’t hurt you…

[bakermj]

i didn’t say that

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

What the fuck did he do…

[bakermj]

it wasn’t that badddd

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

heyyyy sssss….

YOUR OKAY??!!

[bakermj]

when am I okay?

Yeah I’m fine

ish-

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

So… Mikey didn’t hurt you…

[bakermj]

i didn’t say that

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

heyyyy sssss….

YOUR OKAY??!!

[bakermj]

when am I okay?

Yeah I’m fine

ish-

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

you hired me a fucking babysitter?!

Yeah, so?

[bakermj]

I don’t need it!

I’m not 5!

hell, I didn’t even need one when I was five!!

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

I’m going to the MJ meet-up!

be back in like an hour!

You better fucking be.

[bakermj]

I’m not gonna die!

Or be kidnapped or whatever!

[the-cowboy-of-wrath]

You better not be…

[bakermj]

I’m not!

promise