Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Mike Driver
cherry valley forever
Love Begins
Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
blake kathryn
NASA
will byers stan first human second
occasionally subtle
taylor price
almost home
YOU ARE THE REASON
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Sade Olutola
ojovivo
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@bakerstbois
Irene introduced to the audience with a riding crop and a woman in bed to show that she’s gay and Sherlock introduced to the audience with a riding crop and a dead body to show that he’s gay but very very lonely
why had I never thought about the riding crop parallel woooow
bro I would fucking die for that dumbass king
i could be talking about either actually sdjfhkdjf
Worth getting up at 3am and reading for 6 hours straight. @meganwhalenturner thanks for being my favorite author since 6th grade.
I have had a LOT of thoughts as I’m reading Return if the Thief but Attolia just said “be blessed in your endeavors” AND I LITERALLY CANNOT!!!!!!! @meganwhalenturner I AM DYING!!!!!
Snape and Hermione chilling on a couch one lazy afternoon
Commission for @bakerstbois!
😍😍😍
“You think he is mistaken? Or that I have hoodwinked him? Fooled the Dark Lord, the greatest wizard, the most accomplished Legilimens the world has ever seen?””
— Severus Snape in Half Blood Prince absolutely having the time of his life
Best tag ever
my tumblr is basically equivalent to me yelling in an empty room
whoever decided that The Queen’s Thief should be shortened to QT instead of TQT deserves a billion splinters under their toenails
rare words
acosmist - one who believes that nothing exists paralian - a person who lives near the sea aureate - pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets dwale - to wander about deliriously sabaism - the worship of stars dysphoria - an unwell feeling aubade - a love song which is sung at dawn eumoirous - happiness due to being honest and wholesome mimp - to speak in a prissy manner, usually with pursed lips
bro what’s my patronus
what’s my boggart
what would I see in the mirror of erised
You know what makes me happy when nothing else does? The fact it's canon Snape sneezed. Like my boy patrolling all night in the castle and catching a cold. Sneezing. So damn cute.
I read that the other night and 🥺
Attolian Archives Episode Transcripts
Links to individual transcripts can still be found in each episode’s original audio post but here are all the links in one place!
The Thief
Chapter 1: Worst Job Interview Ever
Chapter 2: Jailbreak
Chapter 3: Road trip
Chapter 4: Don’t Know Much About History
Chapter 5: Religion is for Rubes
Chapter 6: The Secret Lives of Tools
Chapter 7: Dystopian Friction
Chapter 8: I Almost Die
Chapter 9: I Almost Die (Remix)
Chapter 10: Steal Me Once, Steal Me Twice
Chapter 11: Get Rekt Ambiades
Chapter 12: What I Did On My Summer Vacation
The Thief: But Wait, There’s More!
The Queen of Attolia
Chapter 1: A Thief Walks Into A Bar
Chapter 2: Hit Me Baby One More Time
Chapter 3: 🎵Take My Hand…🎵
Chapter 4: You Can’t Go Home Again
Chapter 5: Eddisian Weather Report
Chapter 6: Hide and Seek
Chapter 7: War, Then
Chapter 8: International Relations Go Boom
Chapter 9: Do It for the Vines
Chapter 10: What Not to Wear
Chapter 11: Bad Dreams of Hot Girls
Chapter 12: Cyanide Bride
Chapter 13: Dam It, Gen
Chapter 14: Penultimatum
Chapter 15: The Happiest Man Alive
Chapter 16: Kiss with a Fist
Chapter 17: Ain’t That a Kick in the Head
Chapter 18: Get Rekt Nahuseresh
Chapter 19: A Tale of Two Queens
Chapter 20: Treaty Her Right
Chapter 21: 🎵Take my whole life too…🎵
The King of Attolia
Chapter 1: Employee of the Year
Chapter 2: Your Mother and I Are Very Disappointed
Chapter 3: Breakfast of Champions
Chapter 4: At Wheat’s End
Chapter 5: Sex, Lies, and Archives
Chapter 6: Sashes to Sashes
Chapter 7: Garden of Bleedin’
Chapter 8: You’ve Got Me In Stitches
Chapter 9: Performance Review
Chapter 10: Bringing Down the House
Chapter 11: Story of My Life
Chapter 12 part 1: Scythe of Relief
Chapter 12 part 2: Are You There, God? It’s Me, Gen
Chapter 13: Meet Me in the Pit
Chapter 14: The Boys in the Bath
The King of Attolia: But Wait, There’s More!
A Conspiracy of Kings
Prologue: Armed and Dangerous
Chapter 1: How the Tables Have Turned
Chapter 2: Still Kicking
going through my yearly “i should delete all my Ao3 works because they’re all shitty oneshots and no one would notice anyway” meltdown!
changed my avatar for the first time since early 2017. you’ll be missed, tinfoil hat Jim Moriarty
talking to my one (1) follower as if I have a whole ass crowd of people eager to hear my opinion on this trivial shit
okay actually 247 followers which is more than I expected but still,, my posts never get any notes so my point stands
talking to my one (1) follower as if I have a whole ass crowd of people eager to hear my opinion on this trivial shit
