*In grocery store*
Kirishima: *announcing through the mic* Um, Hi?? This is Kirishima, I kinda lost my boyfriend here today.
Store worker: *softly* Describe him.
Kirishima: He’s the most handsome man you’d ever see, and he is very strong and manly, and he can totally beat the crap out of anybody-
Bakugou: *smirking proudly at a random stranger* That’s me, he’s talking about me.



















