(semi-hiatus.) WHY NOT?

independant gilbert du motier, marquis de lafayette rp based on hamilton: an american musical, with historical influences est. june 2016. penned by sabrina.

[birdloaf]

I always thought Lafayette's fursona would be a bee with a huge stinger. To sting the british away from Americ. His fursuit is made out of construnction paper

alex is sick of the furries

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I hate to do this, but I think I’ll be PUTTING LAF ON A SEMI-HIATUS. I’m not sure how long that’ll be, and what that’ll mean for my activity compared to now, but I just don’t think having this as my main blog makes sense right now. I have a lot more muse for Sonia at the moment, and I’m just not sure this community is the best thing for me. I love the friends and mutuals I have here, and I’m by no means leaving for good, but I just don’t think I can take this full-time right now. I’m really sorry, but from every angle I’ve looked at, this makes the most sense to me. This might not actually change much, but you guys deserve an explanation if I ever just disappear again. So, I’ll see you when I see you, I guess. I love you guys.

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I hate to do this, but I think I’ll be PUTTING LAF ON A SEMI-HIATUS. I’m not sure how long that’ll be, and what that’ll mean for my activity compared to now, but I just don’t think having this as my main blog makes sense right now. I have a lot more muse for Sonia at the moment, and I’m just not sure this community is the best thing for me. I love the friends and mutuals I have here, and I’m by no means leaving for good, but I just don’t think I can take this full-time right now. I’m really sorry, but from every angle I’ve looked at, this makes the most sense to me. This might not actually change much, but you guys deserve an explanation if I ever just disappear again. So, I’ll see you when I see you, I guess. I love you guys.

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first date starters

Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Feel free to alter to fit muses.

“Would you like to come in for a nightcap?”

“I don’t sleep with someone on the first date.”

“I promise, I have a better track record than this.”

“I don’t normally do blind dates, but [name] spoke very highly of you!”

“This is my favorite place for first dates.”

“So – do you want to get together again sometime soon?”

“I’m not looking for anything serious.”

“I don’t want the night to end.”

“I think it’s best if we’re upfront about what we want right now.”

“Wow, you don’t look anything like your picture online.”

“It’s so great to finally meet you in person!”

“I should probably tell you that I just got out of a long-term relationship.”

“Want to come upstairs?”

“I can walk you home, if you like.”

“Walk me home?”

“Let’s go dancing!”

“Yeah, I don’t think we should do this again.”

“This was fun and all, but I don’t see us working out.”

“That movie sucked!”

“I wasn’t sure you’d come.”

“I was starting to think you’d stood me up.”

“I’m done screwing around. I want a real relationship.”

“It’s too early to call, but I have a good feeling about this.”

“Let me get the check.”

“Want to split the check?”

“It’s nothing personal, I just don’t think we fit.”

“This was the worst date of my life.”

“Don’t call me again.”

“Oh, God, my ex is here.”

“That wasn’t exactly how I imagined our first date going.”

“This was nice. Just a simple, sweet first date.”

“What, no good night kiss?”

“I don’t think I can date a Republican/Democrat.”

“It’s important to me that I date someone within the faith.”

“Want to play a game? Twenty Questions, or something?”

“Trust me – don’t want to go there.”

“We probably shouldn’t go there. My ex hangs out there sometimes and I think seeing them would kind of kill the mood.”

“I don’t date much, to be honest.”

“I hate to come on too strong, but I really, really like you.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Why do you even like me? Is it the money?”

“Look, I gotta be honest – you were rude to the waiter, and that’s a serious turn-off.”

“Whoa! That’s off-limits until, like, the tenth date.”

“Wow, you come on strong, don’t you?”

“I’m not making the greatest impression right now, am I?”

“Have you ever been here before?”

“I’ve never been here before!”

“I don’t normally meet up with people from Tinder/Grindr/OkCupid.”

“Where do you see yourself in five years?”

“That’s it! I’m leaving!”

“Hey! You’re on this date with me, remember?”

“I like you, but I think you’re hung up on your ex.”

“You haven’t let me get a word in edgewise all night!”

“Are you always this shy?”

“So, what do you do for a living?”

“Why did you even agree to go out with me?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

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my dad: *sees i'm reading 'burr' by gore vidal* what's 'burr' about??

me:... aaron burr.

dad: who??

me: the dude who shot alexander hamilton. he was also the third vice-president of the united states, but mostly the guy who killed hamilton.

dad: so he was the vice-president... and he shot the president???

me: *deep breath* boi

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why was gore vidal so interested in gwash’s butt i’m crying

[historyismyboyfriend]

Found this gem at the Yorktown National Battlefield Visitor Center.

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i love ur blog so much <3

ahh, thank you so much, nonnie! don’t worry, i’m not going anywhere yet!

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ok fam, i think i’m feeling better now. thanks to @ofbrightspirits and that anon, you know who you are. i’m probably just gonna lay low tonight, but i just wanna put your minds at ease! 

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hit me with that music

TURN IT OFF - THE BOOK OF MORMON

You shouldn’t be surprised that I picked a song from a musical. I know this is dumb but the song came up on my playlist it just made me think of John. 

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could you please tag your orlando posts? i'm sorry if i'm bothering you but yeah. :(

no, it’s not a bother at all, friend! i’m sorry, i should have considered that. i don’t intend on making posts about it in the future, but i can tag that one post and try to tag any i may make in the future. what would you like me to tag them as?

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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@highlycomplicatcd x

“To being an US for once – instead of a them.”

Send me “MUSIC” and I’ll pick a song that reminds me of your muse

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@raisedglass replied to your post “i just saw someone using lin’s ‘love is love’ sonnet for their...”

hooooly shit i hate straight ppl they cant even let us have a fuckin sonnet for ourselves???? jesus christ

seriously??? like, you have virtually every other thing ever written about love for you and you decide to use something that was created to support this community at its lowest point in recent history. the orlando shooting was not about you. that sonnet is not about you. everything else already is, why do you have to take that as well?

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i just saw someone using lin’s ‘love is love’ sonnet for their straight character/ship. *deep breath* boi

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friendly reminder that i’m mutuals-only! my rules are on my blog now, so you have no excuse for not having read them.