Bald Baseball Players

America's Greatest Heroes

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"Just better [baldness], rhythm and tempo. That's the gist of it. There's no [hair]line,"

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“I think we all know that the most important part of this game is having your big boys [bald] when it’s time to go in late September and October, when you’re in a race, when you’re kind of rolling into the playoffs,”

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"I was in a slump, which happens to anyone," he said. "But in Mexico I learned that I had to work harder to keep going and to reach what I was looking for, which was to come back to the majors [bald] and stay here."

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“He was out there and available, and given his history and the way he’s played [bald], it was the logical thing to do,” Williams said. “So potentially, that could play into the rest of our season. At this point we don’t know, but you have to make sure you’re covered and you have [bald] options.”

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“I'm hoping to [lose more hair] every day. It sounds corny, but I really do come in here every day, listening and talking with the veteran [bald] guys and seeing what I can absorb. If you had told me at the beginning of the year that I was going to [start balding], I would have been absolutely ecstatic and amazed.” 

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“Our best [bald] reliever,” [bald] closer Billy Wagner said. “It’s big. When you’re looking at coming into a place like this, you need all your [baldness]. If he misses anytime it hurts us in that bullpen. [Hair] should have never have happened to begin with. But knowing it’s been wiped away, it’s big for us.”

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"I always knew that it was something I could fall back on if [hair] didn't work out," Dunn said. "At the time, I didn't know [hair] was only going to last half a season, but it's been a great move."

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"We're looking pretty good and playing some [hair]-free baseball and if we can keep it up, we shouldn't have too many problems."

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"He's been unbelievable. One of the few [bald] spots in a dark and ugly season to this point." -Ryan Braun

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 "It's certainly not a good feeling seeing our numbers going down the way they are. I definitely want to see more [bald] Americans playing in baseball again. Hopefully, we can come up with more special programs to solve this problem."

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"That's what separates the [bald] men from the boys, what you do when the crunch time is on."

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“We know that they're looking to the future, which doesn't say much about 2009. That's probably what's so shocking. We're five games out, and we lost two or three of our everyday [bald] players. They're businessmen. They're trying to achieve winning baseball in Pittsburgh. The biggest question is: When is that going to be? When do things start turning around? It's just hard for [bald] guys who have been here and seen these exact same trades happen and seen it absolutely do nothing.”

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"I’m hitting baseballs, trying to get [balder], getting in good shape. I want to prove to them that I can play third base [bald] just as good as anybody else. I feel great."

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"Early in my career, I didn't really know how to handle that situation...Now I've gotten accustomed to it. Psychologically, you have to train yourself to get in the mindset of seeing yourself coming off the [hair] and doing something good, instead of thinking I'm [bald] and I'm not loose and I'm not ready."

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"But I think it's understood -- he's [bald]. That's it. Regardless of how he does, that's his greatest attribute. He's here [bald]." -Eric Wedge

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“Right now I feel good. My [head] feels good. All the [hairs] are gone. That’s the positive."

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"It’s hard to imagine Byrdak pitching any [balder] than he has in 2012. As always, the question becomes if his need to be [hair]-managed outweighs his dominance when he does pitch. A team with a [bald] bullpen would be thrilled to have Byrdak. But right now the 2012 Mets are not that team."