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BENNIE ALDERTON ☞ magpie, chaser, half blood, twenty something, ex-snake ❝we smoke not because we want to die but because we’re tired of filling up our lungs with these thoughts and endless lies❞

[thesmutgoddess]

i’ll never stop striving for glamour in this ugly world!!

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Kanye by The Chainsmokers ft. Siren

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Cobra Starship ft. Icona Pop- Never Been In Love

we all need a light in the dark, so come and spend the night in my heart

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mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation

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[captain-zigo-blog]

“So, I bought a MAC setting powder today. I guess you could say I’m that bitch.”

[balderton-blog]

“The one everyone wants to be? Yeah.”

[holyheadangelburke-blog]

“I’ve never had a massage, honestly. Maybe that would help. Bugger. I’m just… a little tight, I suppose, since I’ve never played a big game before. It’s nerve-wracking, you know?”

[balderton-blog]

“Oh, I do. I felt like my first game was going to be a mess, and while I was playing I felt like a mess, but it gets easier, and you were chosen for a reason, you know? You’ll do great, and if you don’t, it’s just a rookie thing.”

“And about that massage? I know a great masseuse near Diagon who’ll make you feel like you’ve been reborn.”

[beaudupont]

“Ah, the DuPont brand is both practical and flashy. I must assume that as a Quidditch player you can, in fact, afford 1000 galleons.”

[balderton-blog]

“Yeah, it’s no big deal, but can I have a flight test before I buy it?” 

[laurienshafiq-blog]

“Babe, I already am a meme.”

[balderton-blog]

“You are?”

[jamesdawlish]

“My God, woman, that’s not what I thought you meant by the term “petting it out.” Thankfully you explained, or we’d have a bit of a situation on our hands.”

[balderton-blog]

“What do you-Good Lord James! Talking to you is like talking to a fourteen year old I swear!”

[gossiphazelortiz-blog]

“Is it now? I hadn’t even opened the bottle yet. Damn apothecary, tricking regular clients now. You’ve a good nose or potions, don’t you?”

[balderton-blog]

“It’s probably the only thing I remember from school by now, if I’m honest. But I I must confess I also bought it brought it a few months ago. It’s good, they made the scent stronger than other coconut oils, but it’s no potion”

[montrosewilldavidson-blog]

“… No. You’re fucking with me, right? I just paid a ridiculous amount of money for this, please be joking.”

[balderton-blog]

“I mean, maybe it does work but it’s not a potion. What did you want it for?”

[ballycastlepyxistravers-blog]

“You know, there’s something to be said for coconut oil on its own anyway. But I know. It’s grand for muscle tension, you know.”

[balderton-blog]

“Muscles, too? That’s great! I’ve only used it for vegan recipes so far. Still, it’s probably cheaper somewhere else.”

[beaudupont]

“Of course. It depends on what you’re looking for. Durability? Speed? Comfort? Design?”

“Or if none of that matters, I can recommend based off of my own preference. I ride a DuPont 2017, the newest make. Not many have it yet.”

[balderton-blog]

“Anything that can travel long distances is good, but I wouldn’t mind something flashy.”

[laurienshafiq-blog]

“Hey, you gotta have high self esteem in this career. Ignore the haters.”

[balderton-blog]

“You’re not wrong, but you can never cross out the possibility of being a meme.”

[holyheadangelburke-blog]

“Wait, it is? Shit. I swear, they told me it was something that would help with nerves. Bastards.”

[balderton-blog]

“I mean, It’s probably good for massages, if that helps you.”