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endlesspillowtalk

No one:

Adrien in s3:

spongehole

When taller people help you get stuff off the shelf

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When your friend helps you stretch in yoga class

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When you think about how lucky you are to have people who help you

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human emotions are fickle okay

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au where nathaniel is replaced with shadow the hedgehog

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PLEASE

30-minute-memes

Shut up boomer

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Nino: What has gotten into Marinette?

Alya: Adrien has.

Adrien: *sweating*

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Lila: *insults Chloe*

Adrien: Hey, don’t talk about Chloe like that!

Marinette: Yeah. She may be a bitch, but she’s our bitch.

Alya: And you’re just a bitch.

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Chloe: [holding a broken coffee machine] Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Adrien: …I did. I broke it.

Chloe: No. No, you didn’t. Alya?

Alya: Don’t look at me, look at Nino.

Nino: What?! I didn’t break it!

Alya: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Nino: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Alya: Suspicious.

Nino: No, it’s not!

Sabrina: If it matters, probably not but…Marinette was the last one to use it.

Marinette: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!

Sabrina: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Marinette: I use the wooden stirrers as part of my art projects, everyone knows that, Sabrina!

Adrien: Okay, okay, let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Chloe.

Chloe: No. Who broke it?

Kim: Chloe…Alix has been really quiet this whole time…

Alix: Really?!

Kim: Yeah!

Alix: Oh my God!

[arguing ensues]

Chloe, looking at the camera: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Alix: I will put my “A” down to make “A.”

Kim: I will add onto your “A” to make “AT.”

Nathaniel: I will add on to your “AT” to make “RAT.”

Max: I will add on to your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC.”

Kim: *knocks the game board on the floor*

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Alix: *clicks pen*

Max: *clicks pen in response*

Kim: Stop that.

Max: Stop what?

Kim: You’re talking about me in Morse Code.

Alix: Yeah, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

Alix (to Nathaniel): That’s…exactly what we did.

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I had this realisation about skeletons that I can’t verbalise to anyone because the way I wanna describe it is like “When you see a skeleton, that’s a dead skeleton.” And then they look at me the way that people do.

But like…. alive skeletons are so different!! I can’t think of a metaphor here or any way to explain it other than just to like, make people learn the same stuff about skeletons that gave me this Moment. When you’re alive your bones have blood in them, and all kinds of gooey stuff, and they grow and get sick and make new tissue, like your skeleton is an alive part of your alive body.

and dead skeletons aren’t! Dead skeletons are just fancy rocks your body made!!