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[moonisdead]

Murathan Muslu as Sascha Ivanov in Murder Mindfully (Achtsam Morden) (2025-)

[tlirsgender]

Being critical of your interests is sooooo fun when you have the critic gene & then you sound kind of insane to the average tv watcher when you're like "this is my favorite show, It's Racist" & then you try to clarify what you mean & get that [Speech (legendary) - FAILURE] "the racism is really interesting though"

[tlirsgender]

[Speech (legendary) - SUCCESS] I find the sociopolitical context of pulpy old sci-fi born circa the civil rights movement really fascinating to analyze especially when it was progressive for its time but still reveals the writers' unexamined biases in the subtext

[sqbr]

Them: So you're saying its bad and I shouldn't watch it?

Me: I mean depends on your tolerance for this type of racism, but like I said it's my favourite show, it def has some great parts if you're up for it.

Them: Oh so it's not racist.

Me: It absolutely is.

Them: So you're saying racism is ok??

Me: No.

[mikkeneko]

[8roadsigns]

peter checkt nich dass er bi is und sagt die ganze zeit den homosexuellsten scheiß ohne es auch nur 1 winziges bisschen zu merken.

bob stirbt ca. 117 tode jeden tag.

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[weavemama]

daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing normal about being expected to waste a majority of your life at a corporation to survive instead of indulging in better life experiences ✨

[ralfmaximus]

In the 1960s it was a common speculation that by 1980 the typical work week would consist of 4 days. And by the year 2000 we’d be working no more than 3 days a week.

Because of computerization, automation, and better efficiencies in workflow.

Guess what happened instead?

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[limbel]

stars for @merthurmicrofic ✨

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[lalalenii]

[ontheinsideimapoet]

I'm crawling back into the small fandom holes. I'm scared out there.

[pangur-and-grim]

it’s funny bc I think I have a lot to learn, with blindspots that I’m still trying to fill in by reading more and talking to people etc, but when I’m hanging around certain family members I suddenly become The Wokest Person Alive just by merit of having made some attempt to not be shitty. and this isn’t level 3 discourse like “conflating submissiveness with a preference for bottoming is misogynistic”, it’s basic shit like “no, health is not a state of mind, and sick people are sick for reasons beyond bad attitude,” and “no, you should not loudly talk about how shocked you were that a Nigerian man was at grandma’s funeral,” and “please don’t say that about Jewish people,” and so on.

and usually they are willing to listen when I talk about this stuff, so there is a benefit to me being there, but holy crap is it a tonal shift going from online to real life.

[pangur-and-grim]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[thememedaddy]

[ontheinsideimapoet]

Dylan konnte Skinny anfangs absolut Nicht leiden. Einfach grundlose Verabscheuung - außer dass Skinny bestimmt jung und nervig ass fck war ist. Aber Skinny ist so Obvious, das er es nicht checkt und Dylan die ganze Zeit wie ein kleiner, glücklicher Hundewelpen hinterher rennt. Weil Dylan ist ja so groß und cool und böse, und er schenkt ihm Aufmerksamkeit (auch wenn es keine gute ist but he is used to that)

Und dann belauscht er Dylan eines Tages, wie er sich bei seinen Freunden darüber aufregt; "Warum das kleine Kind immer bei ihnen rumhängt?" - so he does the first thing he can think of und rennt weg. Und nach einem Tag verdächtiger Stille fängt Dylan an Skinny zu suchen, was er sofort bereut als er erklären muss, dass er es nicht sooo gemeint hat he did und "er sei doch ganz okay und lustig auf seiner komischen hyperaktiven Weiße" Dylan is pulling shit out of his nose by now

Und dann fährt er Skinny nachhause und da steht so ein militanter Typ auf der Veranda und für eine Millisekunde sieht er die Angst in Skinny's Augen, bevor sich sein Gesicht verhärtet und er seine Schultern strafft. Und er mag Skinny immer noch nicht, aber in diesem Moment mag er sich selbst noch weniger. Also holt er Skinny am nächsten Tag von zuhause ab. Und wenn er beim einsteigen seine große Hand beschützend über Skinny's Rücken schweben lässt, dann nur für die Gestalt hinter den Vorhängen.

Because that's his god damn annoying child now.