Every Word Handwritten

My name is Ozymandias. No it isn't, my name is Noam, 34 from NJ (USA). My blog is mostly Mass Effect, Gaslight Anthem, and whatever tickles my fancy this particular day.

[trufflesmushroom]

patricia lockwood has officially completed 6 years of her full 1000 year sentence

[trufflesmushroom]

patricia lockwood has officially completed 7 years of her full 1000 year sentence

[foulserpent]

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

[pacmastermeow]

i don't believe such a time ever existed

[foulserpent]

[dragginage]

this post always kills me bc i’m like 90% sure the picture behind him is this:

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[skyinide]

[afronerdism]

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

[thepioden]

[fozmeadows]

I AM WHEEZING

[skyinide]

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

[sexycraisinthanos]

“AI art is okay if you’re just making shitposts”

Have you forgotten our roots

[lepusrufus]

I think we as a society don't hate ads enough. We can always hate them more you know.

[polarity-disturbed]

that's some nice poison you got there, is it cherry flavored? (slams it back, wipes mouth) nope just poison flavored. disappointing. (collapses)

[foone]

FUN FACT:

So you know how the Wilhelm Scream is in a ton of films as a soundtrack in-joke? It was popularized by Ben Burtt, who was a sound editor on a ton of ton of Lucas films, like all the Star Wars and Indiana Jones films.

Well, he cameos in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. That's him there. His only screen time is getting knocked over a rail, and he does an imitation of the Wilhelm scream as he does it.

[loth-caatgirl]

that IS a fun fact!

[toastbutteregg]

[contagiousgrace]

me logging on to say something on any given day

[wemightbothberobots]

You can't tell me they wouldn't

[orteil42]

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

[orteil42]

you are making this so difficult

[thememedaddy]

[sourcreammachine]

i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention

‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??

[sourcreammachine]

oh no oh no please not this post please

[wynnyfryd]

reblog to get your bones rattled at the dubious convention

[orcboxer]

wizard college midterms they handed me a death lantern I said what the fuck am I supposed to do with this they said whatever comes natural

[orcboxer]

I said that's stupid and left and they gave me a B+. By what fucking metric

[tanadrin]

would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.

[jadagul]

https://xkcd.com/2567/

[tanadrin]

fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[snugglebull-deactivated20160725]

choose your character

[recherche-raptor]

^source, sort of