patricia lockwood has officially completed 6 years of her full 1000 year sentence
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patricia lockwood has officially completed 6 years of her full 1000 year sentence
patricia lockwood has officially completed 7 years of her full 1000 year sentence
this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter
i don't believe such a time ever existed
this post always kills me bc iām like 90% sure the picture behind him is this:
All gays will go to hellsite
What if in hellsite but not gay
NO!
This might be the funniest reply Iāve ever seen in my life
I AM WHEEZING
PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG
āAI art is okay if youāre just making shitpostsā
Have you forgotten our roots
I think we as a society don't hate ads enough. We can always hate them more you know.
that's some nice poison you got there, is it cherry flavored? (slams it back, wipes mouth) nope just poison flavored. disappointing. (collapses)
FUN FACT:
So you know how the Wilhelm Scream is in a ton of films as a soundtrack in-joke? It was popularized by Ben Burtt, who was a sound editor on a ton of ton of Lucas films, like all the Star Wars and Indiana Jones films.
Well, he cameos in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. That's him there. His only screen time is getting knocked over a rail, and he does an imitation of the Wilhelm scream as he does it.
that IS a fun fact!
me logging on to say something on any given day
You can't tell me they wouldn't
I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me
you are making this so difficult
iām sorry kink fans but i just canāt see the suffix āconā without thinking it means convention
ādubconā will skrillex be there??
oh no oh no please not this post please
reblog to get your bones rattled at the dubious convention
wizard college midterms they handed me a death lantern I said what the fuck am I supposed to do with this they said whatever comes natural
I said that's stupid and left and they gave me a B+. By what fucking metric
would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.
https://xkcd.com/2567/
fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything
choose your character
^source, sort of