BalkanskiTroll

If you can't figure out my typing quirk you're đust unculčured

[balkantroll]

Inčro

Đust a čroll from the Balkans (Alternia). You can call me Sloven, as it's not my real name but it fits the theme. My džender and caste are not important. I post what i like. My quadžrants are none of your business. I practice medicine and wičcraft. You can ask me for medicull advice if you like, but know that I'm unlicensed. Other advice as well, if you want that for whatever reason. I don't bite(most of the time). Wač Yusufoh

Translation: Intro. Just a troll from the Balkans (Alternia).You can call me Sloven, as it's not my real name but it fits the theme. My gender and caste are not important. I post what i like. My quadrants are none of your business. I practice medicine and witchcraft. You can ask me for medicull advice if you like, but know that I'm unlicensed. Other advice as well, if you want that for whatever reason. I don't bite(most of the time). Watch Yusufoh

OOC: hi! same guy behind @invertedromance2 . The idea behind this account is a troll from the Alternian Balkans (cause hey, if japan can exist in alternia, why not the balkans?)

I understand the quirk is not something many will understand because English isn't phonetic, so a translation will be provided every time. Basically i replace all the nonconsistent english sounds with the corresponding letter in the bosnian-serbian-croatian-montenegrin alphabet, example:

He will also sometimes just speak 🇧🇦🇭🇷🇷🇸🇲🇪 because i think it's funny

Obviously anything said in rp is not real. This is a roleplay account! Also even though this should be obvious, i myself am from the balkans lol

[balkantroll]

im acšually gonna lose it

[balkantroll]

i can tell hes somewhere relatively close but not where and its džriving me nuts

[balkantroll]

im acšually gonna lose it

[invertedromance2]

you džust let him leave ??? On his own??? Fuck is wrong with you man?

He didn't want to stay! What do you want me to do, keep him against his wi11? And he does this a11 the time, why is it suddenly an issue now?

[balkantroll]

it was always an išue. You act like you live normally and not in the middle of fucking nowhere. What if he gets caught in the sun???

[invertedromance2]

He won't.

[balkantroll]

thats what they all say. Šouldn't you be more concerned?

[invertedromance2]

you džust let him leave ??? On his own??? Fuck is wrong with you man?

He didn't want to stay! What do you want me to do, keep him against his wi11? And he does this a11 the time, why is it suddenly an issue now?

[balkantroll]

it was always an išue. You act like you live normally and not in the middle of fucking nowhere. What if he gets caught in the sun???

[balkantroll]

I feel like something bad will happen

[balkantroll]

I have to go somewhere.

[balkantroll]

I feel like something bad will happen

[balkantroll]

it might be evil to be alive

[itis-infact-rocketscience]

KeepOnBeingEvilThen.

[balkantroll]

i čry but im reconsidering whats worth it

[balkantroll]

it might be evil to be alive

[balkantroll]

i really think it might be

[balkantroll]

it might be evil to be alive

[balkantroll]

The emptiness hurts even though theres nothing left to be in pain in that socket. My pan hurts. Keeping away from the phone doesn't help. Laying in the dark doesnt help. I keep getting aches all over . I keep šivering at random. I reek of sweat. My body isnt the right temperaćure but i dont have a fever. I feel like my head wants me to die and my body is awaiting to die but my soul hasn't caught up yet. I feel like i need to lie down in a dark room and do nothing for a thousand sweeps for this to go away but i cant

[balkantroll]

if you feel like this you should go eat til youre full and džrink a lot and go empty your bladder and then go to sleep. If this doesn't help aaaaahaaaaaaaa fuck if i know there might be something evil inside us all

[balkantroll]

Ddawg can I have your loan5lip info before you cull your 5elf.

I have not even a caegar to my name consistently you sewer dwelling societal leech. This might come as a suprise to you but some of us spend our time and money cončributing to the world around us. My money is spent exclusively on medicull supplies for my pašients and cigarettes so I can keep going (no need to buy anything else, i make my own alcohol).

[oozingantfarm]

Ggive me a cigarette then if you're too fukcing poor to hand out ca5h. Pplea5e.

[balkantroll]

no. Get a đob.

[oozingantfarm]

Ii have one dip5hit, I've ju5t had too many iron5 in the fire to do it a5 of late or 5omething.

[balkantroll]

i doubt it. But if you do get off your fatass and do it then. I dont have money and am busy as šhit but you dont see me begging people on the interhex for a caegar like a bum living in a cardboard box

[oozingantfarm]

&& Yyou don't 5ee Mme wa5ting my time & money on a bull5hit job helping troll5 Ii couldn't be bothered to give a fukc about with continuing Ttheir baleful exi5tance. Yyeah I've been a bit lazy but you're cringe & that'5 wor5e.

[balkantroll]

oh no the guy that spends all his time crawling around in šhit covered sewers like a squeakbeast thinks I'm crindž. How will i ever recover

[oozingantfarm]

Tthe entire crux of thi5 convr5ation ha5 been that I'm 5omehow 5hameful for having 5topped 5pending time in the 5ewr5. Wwhich one i5 it? Ddo I 5pend too much time out5ide of the 5ewr or too much time at work? Yyou're both a dumba55 & objectively cringe.

[balkantroll]

you realize that normal people spend NO time in the sewers, right? I assume not since you also seem to not know how to read.

[balkantroll]

Ddawg can I have your loan5lip info before you cull your 5elf.

I have not even a caegar to my name consistently you sewer dwelling societal leech. This might come as a suprise to you but some of us spend our time and money cončributing to the world around us. My money is spent exclusively on medicull supplies for my pašients and cigarettes so I can keep going (no need to buy anything else, i make my own alcohol).

[oozingantfarm]

Ggive me a cigarette then if you're too fukcing poor to hand out ca5h. Pplea5e.

[balkantroll]

no. Get a đob.

[oozingantfarm]

Ii have one dip5hit, I've ju5t had too many iron5 in the fire to do it a5 of late or 5omething.

[balkantroll]

i doubt it. But if you do get off your fatass and do it then. I dont have money and am busy as šhit but you dont see me begging people on the interhex for a caegar like a bum living in a cardboard box

[oozingantfarm]

&& Yyou don't 5ee Mme wa5ting my time & money on a bull5hit job helping troll5 Ii couldn't be bothered to give a fukc about with continuing Ttheir baleful exi5tance. Yyeah I've been a bit lazy but you're cringe & that'5 wor5e.

[balkantroll]

oh no the guy that spends all his time crawling around in šhit covered sewers like a squeakbeast thinks I'm crindž. How will i ever recover

[balkantroll]

Ddawg can I have your loan5lip info before you cull your 5elf.

I have not even a caegar to my name consistently you sewer dwelling societal leech. This might come as a suprise to you but some of us spend our time and money cončributing to the world around us. My money is spent exclusively on medicull supplies for my pašients and cigarettes so I can keep going (no need to buy anything else, i make my own alcohol).

[oozingantfarm]

Ggive me a cigarette then if you're too fukcing poor to hand out ca5h. Pplea5e.

[balkantroll]

no. Get a đob.

[oozingantfarm]

Ii have one dip5hit, I've ju5t had too many iron5 in the fire to do it a5 of late or 5omething.

[balkantroll]

i doubt it. But if you do get off your fatass and do it then. I dont have money and am busy as šhit but you dont see me begging people on the interhex for a caegar like a bum living in a cardboard box

[balkantroll]

Ddawg can I have your loan5lip info before you cull your 5elf.

I have not even a caegar to my name consistently you sewer dwelling societal leech. This might come as a suprise to you but some of us spend our time and money cončributing to the world around us. My money is spent exclusively on medicull supplies for my pašients and cigarettes so I can keep going (no need to buy anything else, i make my own alcohol).

[oozingantfarm]

Ggive me a cigarette then if you're too fukcing poor to hand out ca5h. Pplea5e.

[balkantroll]

no. Get a đob.

[balkantroll]

Ddawg can I have your loan5lip info before you cull your 5elf.

I have not even a caegar to my name consistently you sewer dwelling societal leech. This might come as a suprise to you but some of us spend our time and money cončributing to the world around us. My money is spent exclusively on medicull supplies for my pašients and cigarettes so I can keep going (no need to buy anything else, i make my own alcohol).

[balkantroll]

no please by all means keep ignoring my warnings visions and prophetic statements im telling them to you just for fun