❘❙❚ Aeroblus

Your name is John Egbert and you're back to life. Also you're Mute, but guess you can't complain about that now. M!A: Always accepting. Handle: electronBlue

[balladofjohn]

how come everytime i stop being active i gain followers?

anyway wecome guys.

[stylesin]

[mirrorwave13-deactivated2020060]

“Night Stroll” makes downtown Tokyo an ambient canvas for geometric light animation. Artist Tao Tajima"

[crookednose]

[ghostologist]

hey there john!! haha! well thats just how it works

[balladofjohn]

no that's just not how it works! well at least someone is talking to me

how's it going aradia?

[otigre]

Please date me i did this cute thing once

[balladofjohn]

sometimes i wish i'd get pinned against a wall and just be fcuked really hrard??

thenagainwhowouldwanttofuckmebecausewownoi'mlame

[technicaltransliteration-deacti]

TT: Now now, don’t go making spontaneous judgments of the people you meet on this crazy network. TT: Hells of fuckin’ rude, douchenugget. TT: But I digress. I’m Hal, also known as the Autoresponder, also also known as The Magnificent and Incredibly Handsome Pseudoman.

[balladofjohn]

dude, seriously i mae like 2098109321 posts with nice greetings for everyone and they get ignored.

wow excuse me then princess!

pft, are you really that handsome and nice and cool man? how do i know you're not lying to me, this is the internet chum.

[softwaring]

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

(jealous homestuck fan voice) you dont deserve that url 

[balladofjohn]

new people followed me lately and none of them is willing to make friends with me.

>:(

rude.

[twofingersover-lapped-deactivat]

[balladofjohn]

technicaltransliteration

whispers are you going to respond to this or are you gonna ignore it like the rrest? :(

i'm john btw.

[balladofjohn]

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

nobody hates me more than i hate me 

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

[greenthumbharley-deactivated201]

awwww john im so sorry! :(

but how could you help me move i am so far away!! if you sent boxes im sure it would just take forever to get here just like everything else! you dont have to worry about me john i can definitely take care of myself

i already packed up a whole bunch of my house!!

[balladofjohn]

jade... jade don't you have those things that help you go around your house without much effort? i forgot the name omg.

but i do jade you're like my little sister and i wanna make sure you're alright!!

oh that's awesome tho!

[balladofjohn]

thaumaturgicteratism

trickylollipop

ghostologist

temporal-guardian

holy shit i stop paying attention and then bam!

followers...

hey guys!

[kawaii-strider-deactivated20130]

omfg well i think im a bit young for you cutie but you never know baby haha

yknow how it is all pretty bland im just at this point where im like eating tacos and just sitting around watching stupid reruns of full house not knowing what to do but hey my photography is doing pretty good so thats something i guess idk

so yeah hbu hopefully your life is like a lot more exciting for you??

[balladofjohn]

oh so you don't wanna be my friend because of that? wow dave woooow.

pft not really, my life is as exciting as a frigging rock! like really man.... okay the only nice thing is that jade might be moving with me soon so that's really cool