Did I just say that?

The things I would like to say in public but can't due to the "innocent" act I must portray.

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Sliding into your DMs like...

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When he says he is looking for a nice housewife

[iobviouslygotit]

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When your friend goes back to her boyfriend for the 5th time after claiming she is over him.

[makeuphall]

Can you relate :)?

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When you thought the cop would give you a ticket but decided to just give you a warning. 

[suspenceeer]

“Wentworth, does not count.”

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Tasha was like that awkward 3rd wheel that people seem to forgot existed.

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How I feel when that one girl in class asks the same question as the person before her.

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Waiting around for my first tumblr follower

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Dreaming about a man only to wake up to my dog licking my face.

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When he says he is big and you are like....Bitch Where?

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I am so cold!

Oh... you are cold? It is the middle of December and you choose to wear booty shorts and uggs, of course you are going to be cold. #ButThatsNoneOfMyBusiness