#dms

[etheltempest]

i don’t trust the bookmark feature on instagram so for the past two years i’ve been saving funny reels by dm’ing them to the french president 💀

[prokopetz]

Them: Why do you respond to so few of your DMs?

The DMs:

[iloveoldermen67]

i need to sit on an older man’s lap while he plays with my hair and tells me about all his stories before i was even made

#goals

[dollss4alora]

dm me!!🪽🎀

[american-boyboss]

[thatbloodcancergirl]

Hi hello just wanted to do a little PSA because there’s a few new people here and I’ve gotten a few messages asking these two specific questions!

I don’t give out my social media’s.

I will not tell you where I live.

(And I still don’t want unsolicited dick pics) That’s all 🩶

[myebi]

and the owl and weaver agreed: "what if we danced?" 🌿