The jokes I can't tell anyone

A tribute to the dark side of myself

[balletbrite]

Holy fuck I finally broke back into my account

[balletbrite]

I know it's a bit late to be roasting a pork loin with sweet potatoes and apples, but it will taste so good with my oven baked garlic-parm brussel sprouts. (This is the raw product, it won't be finished till around midnight) #nightcooking #pork #brusselsprouts #latedinner #midnightsnack #nightowl #food https://www.instagram.com/p/CEA0KLHFxUB/?igshid=yqml7pbrv1by

[balletbrite]

I've been putting in a lot of effort to get my truck the way I want it. After finding a good deal on this Toyota Tacoma, I downsized from an extended cab, to a single cab where the Giant Dog now doesn't quite fit. He is very uncomfortable riding shotgun. My old truck cap fits on the Taco, but it's back window wasn't a slider. I went to pick a part to get the slider so I could keep an eye on him back there. Fixed the tailgate so the Giant Dog could jump up with ease. The C clamps from my old truck just barely fit the Yota to hold it on, and finally, I put an old camper mattress inside. Good Ol' Red jumped right in. I also added a few accents, as she's got some dings, and could use some zazz. I'm feeling pretty good about my dream Toyota Tacoma SR5 ❤ #toyota #tacoma #tacogirl #toyotagirls #nofilter #giantdog #copilot #houndsofinstagram #greenvalvecaps #campertop #redhead https://www.instagram.com/p/CD3FAbslDGI/?igshid=1ts49yf4vd4g8

[balletbrite]

Filming a video is hard work! Gotta kick back and relax sometimes. #flamenightfever coming on Aug 20th. Too much fun working on this skit. #nofilter #relax #abandonedplaces #railroadtracks #rainbowbikini #fishnets #mood https://www.instagram.com/p/CDzHPJElPIR/?igshid=eg3gjmx39t05

[balletbrite]

Well poke me with a stick, and call me a marshmallow! I'm going to get things nice and toasty for the latest #flamenightfever on Thursgay Aug 20th! Tune in at 8pm! Donations appreciated: $1 - $20 VENMO: @FlameNightFever PAYPAL: paypal.me/FlameNightFever Streaming on twitch.tv/flamenightfever But if twitch kicks us off, head to bit.ly/FlameNight820 #virtualburlesque #showgirl #burlylife #burlesque #showtime #toasty https://www.instagram.com/p/CDvOrx-lRE0/?igshid=o5klpud87ag3

[balletbrite]

Waking up with the Giant Dog, Red. #hounddog #houndsofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #coonhoundsofinstagram #nomakeup #justwokeup https://www.instagram.com/p/CBx5WTyAY6U/?igshid=ge9f8fsy8xyf

[balletbrite]

Only a tad bit of filming today, but fun! @ithacasheepskin #sheepskin #sheepskinboa #beauty #fashion #showgirl #burlylife #performer https://www.instagram.com/p/B_lsPFAF1da/?igshid=1bmcn68fgv8r2

[balletbrite]

Only a tad bit of filming today, but fun! @ithacasheepskin #sheepskin #sheepskinboa #beauty #fashion #showgirl #burlylife #performer https://www.instagram.com/p/B_lsPFAF1da/?igshid=aidbgq2h7ank

[balletbrite]

Only a tad bit of filming today, but fun! @ithacasheepskin #sheepskin #sheepskinboa #beauty #fashion #showgirl #burlylife #performer https://www.instagram.com/p/B_lsPFAF1da/?igshid=13k8biihll5km

[balletbrite]

Only a tad bit of filming today. Feeling purdy @ithacasheepskin #sheepskin #sheepskinboa #beauty #fashion #showgirl #burlylife #performer https://www.instagram.com/p/B_lsPFAF1da/?igshid=mp6y0rhay30z

[balletbrite]

Red awaits my ball throwing #hounddog #houndsofinstagram #gooddog #thatface https://www.instagram.com/p/B_LrxEFlXs7/?igshid=1tb8vrgkthjg3

[balletbrite]

Red loves the snow! He is such a good dog! We dont have a fence, he is only about 1 year old. Stays in the yard (under constant supervision) other than the occasional squirrel (still a puppy, still training). I am very proud of him! #dogswithoutfences #houndsofinstagram #hounddog #snowdog #gooddog https://www.instagram.com/p/B_GjxB_FfNJ/?igshid=wqatnb82v904

[explosm]

[originalultrabeast]

[balletbrite]

I'm so fucked up that:

I'm so fucked up that even my therapist can't handle the crazy shit I've been throwing at her lately. I can tell she thinks I'm just awful now, even though she liked me at first.

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[krispyklean-deactivated20220530]

Me in my head:Get up bitch! GET 👏 UP! 👏 You haven’t eaten a thing! Its been 12 hours! You can’t live like this!

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