But actually though

Name: Amanda / Age: 19 / Ballet dancer, Ravenclaw and multifandom blogger (mostly Harry Potter, Supernatural, Sherlock, Disney, Lord of the Rings and a few other fandoms may find there way onto my blog from time to time) Currently experiencing a quarter-life crisis about what I want to do with my life. This is a bit of an exploration of that. So come join the party. It is destined to be hilarious, adorable, and straight-up weird.

[carpetislava]

Robot Problems

[smosh]

UNMUTE THIS

[punkscrunchies]

*man kicks robot* “ow-what the-goddammit-what the hell carl??”

[boxcarxo]

i dont  remember the last time i laughed that loudly oh my gfukcign skjdhf

[pepoluan]

I, for one, welcome our quadruped robot overlords.

[lipstickfutch-deactivated201703]

agent carter + hogwarts houses

[ignisgayentia]

[mamalazzer]

Age of Ultron gag reel

Bless you, Scarlett, for finally saying it.

[showgirlsteve-blog]

you are allowed one “fuck” in a pg-13 movie and I think civil war should use that fuck by having someone reference the language joke from AoU and steve telling them to knock it the fuck off

[jessicajones616]

[dracyo-deactivated20160521]

let’s be real if harry was raised by mcgonagall he would not only be the most badass kid at hogwarts, he would be the most polite, and the sweetest, and would probably have neater hair, not to mention he would most likely kill voldemort at age eleven and still meet minerva for tea with the time to spare

[nadiahilker]

harry: mama, just killed a man minerva: have a biscuit

[georgiasokeeffe]

honestly has anyone ever met harry and not said that he was the “nicest guy ever”

[marauders4evr]

[georgiasokeeffe]

this is not fucking happening

[icanhelpyouthere]

harry potter fandom taking over one direction posts is my life tbh

[heteroerotic]

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

[raisin-branman]

Wut?

[heteroerotic]

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

[weloveshortvideos]

When you see girls wildin out but you’re too pretty for that..

[afrodomonative]

So much judgement in her face and I love it.

[thingsmyballetteacherssay]

“Everyone has some times when they look like Paloma Herrera, and everyone has some times when they look like the dog’s breakfast.”

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[thingsmyballetteacherssay]

“This is where you get your turnout, you can’t get the Walmart turnout, you need the kind that lasts, from Nordstrom. You don’t want to lose it on the way home, either. You need to make it all the way home so you can show it off and make all the people with Walmart turnout jealous”

[thingsmyballetteacherssay]

“You can say ‘shit’ and smile at the same time.”

[thingsmyballetteacherssay]

“Stop looking at yourself in arabesque. Arabesque is the selfie of ballet.”

[thingsmyballetteacherssay]

“This is 2014 not 1900! High passé!”

[castonchamberballet-blog]

That arabesque was good, but now all you need to do is point your toes but make sure you’re not winging your foot and make sure your shoulders are down and also make sure your straightening your supporting leg all the way and turn out but don’t force it and straighten your arm but don’t completely straighten it and extend your fingers but don’t put your back arm too far back and also keep your hip down but get your leg higher than 90 degrees and don’t look down. Also remember to breathe.

Every dance teacher (via castonchamberballet)

[thingsmyballetteacherssay]

“Bourree is the twerking of the ballet world.” - Jessica Kreyer, Boston Ballet School North Shore Principal aka the funniest teacher ever

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