Carpet Is Lava

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[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[werewolf-transgenderism]

on my slides for my class about Frankenstein today

[mtridactyla]

mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it

[mtridactyla]

like specifically his lightsaber is long not qui gon himself

[mtridactyla]

please

[mtridactyla]

PLEASE

[mtridactyla]

I FOUND HIM!!!

[c0nnverse]

[flutterbvnny]

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

[herewithinthevoid]

every so often something nice happens on the other hellsite 𖹭

[literallymechanical]

Rocket scientists who leave the rocket industry keep thinking everything is a rocket and it's kind of adorable

[literallymechanical]

"We can honeycomb this to reduce the weight" sweetie no that's going to be twice as expensive to manufacture and we are not launching it anywhere.

[literallymechanical]

"If we use titanium instead of steel we'll save a bunch of weight" baby you need to stop worrying so much about your weight! And maybe worry more about what happens to titanium when you expose it to deuterium plasma.

[charyou-tree]

[oseberg-shipper]

One of the things I love about watching people make art on the internet is clocking the way they use the tools they know. The way a nail artist makes miniatures is completely different than the way a polymer clay artist does the same thing. How a whittler and a painter approach printmaking.

Consider the ways in which you are a rocket engineer.

[farmgf]

men can go to the restroom while women must go to the shadows of contemplation

[screenshotsofdespair]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[targent]

cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

The Chief Graphic Designer:

[coolthingoftheday]

Flamingos huddled together in the bathroom at Miami Zoo during Hurricane Andrew on August 24, 1992.

[wordcubed]

This is also the context for that other surreal picture of birds in a bathroom floating around on Tumblr:

[monitorlizardappreciator]

turns out any bathroom becomes a liminal space if you put enough exotic birds in it

[fruitsgardens]

where is evryone

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

[pocket-deer-belly]

i remade it in the sims 4

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[samshepard]

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

[budcortofficial]

OP, FYI, if you post on tumblr you post in real life

[hamletthedane]

There’s a lot of excellent examples of the difference between a million and a billion, but here’s my new personal favorite from a conversation I had today:

A million minutes ago was April 2021, the height of the COVID pandemic.

A billion minutes ago was November 121 CE, the height of the Roman Empire.

[sevenoffeathers]

as of today (6/30/2025) this post was made over 1.2 million minutes ago. a billion minutes ago was still the height of the roman empire