BALLOON HATER

I HATE BALLOONS

[balloon-hater]

I HATE BALLOONS!!!!!

[balloon-hater]

if you’re a terf i hate you more

[balloon-hater]

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AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAWAAGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY NOW!!!!!!

[balloon-hater]

Interesting blog. I hate latex balloons because I have latex anaphylaxis and they make me unable to breathe. Latex particles get airborne and they go everywhere.

i hatw them because tnhey killed my wife

[threedollarsdotcom]

balloons is fake

[balloon-hater]

is there a chance that your wife died from other causes and your traumatized mind changed what really happened to balloons?

no. its just not possible. i saw them grab her with their yucky balloon hands…

[balloon-hater]

@balloon-anon

yeah

[balloon-anon]

WHO IS OUT HERE @ ME IN SOMEONES ANONS /silly but also WHAT LMAO

HELLO HI NICE TO MEET YOU BALLOON HATER

[balloon-hater]

Oh Good Lord. Hello

[balloon-anon]

I'm so glad we've been able to be acquainted

I sense wonderful experiences on the horizon :))

[balloon-hater]

I don’t

[balloon-hater]

@balloon-anon

yeah

[balloon-anon]

WHO IS OUT HERE @ ME IN SOMEONES ANONS /silly but also WHAT LMAO

HELLO HI NICE TO MEET YOU BALLOON HATER

[balloon-hater]

Oh Good Lord. Hello

[balloon-hater]

@balloon-anon

yeah

[balloon-hater]

Your time is ticking, for your deepest fears will float up and pop out of the blue, silly balloon man

-Gimmiko

WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK????????? stay away from me man i’m scared

[gimmik-blogs-worst-nightmare]

*as you turn around you see a figure that looks like your wife, but as you approach the figure fades, as you see it was a balloon, the balloon who killed your wife, here to taunt you*

[balloon-hater]

I Am Going To Kill you

[gimmik-blogs-worst-nightmare]

*as you try to pop the balloon, the dart deflects, this balloon is here for one thing, to torment you and rub in the murder of your dear beloved*

[balloon-hater]

YOU CANT torment me if I can’t see you

[memermemedout]

*you forgot your ears*

[balloon-hater]

oh yeah you’re right thanks.

[gimmik-blogs-worst-nightmare]

*you still feel rubber, balloon skin, poking you, tormenting you, stealing your hat and earmuffs*

[balloon-hater]

my fucking cowboy hat

[gimmik-blogs-worst-nightmare]

*it is now wearing the hat*

[balloon-hater]

cmon man give it back I need that

[gimmik-blogs-worst-nightmare]

*the balloon leaves as a wizard walks out*

HEHE SUCKER GET TORMENTED

*the balloon comes back and looks to just be floating in your room as the wizard flies off on a floating vesba*

[balloon-hater]

this is why i also hate wizards…

[balloon-hater]

Your time is ticking, for your deepest fears will float up and pop out of the blue, silly balloon man

-Gimmiko

WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK????????? stay away from me man i’m scared

[gimmik-blogs-worst-nightmare]

*as you turn around you see a figure that looks like your wife, but as you approach the figure fades, as you see it was a balloon, the balloon who killed your wife, here to taunt you*

[balloon-hater]

I Am Going To Kill you

[gimmik-blogs-worst-nightmare]

*as you try to pop the balloon, the dart deflects, this balloon is here for one thing, to torment you and rub in the murder of your dear beloved*

[balloon-hater]

YOU CANT torment me if I can’t see you

[memermemedout]

*you forgot your ears*

[balloon-hater]

oh yeah you’re right thanks.

[gimmik-blogs-worst-nightmare]

*you still feel rubber, balloon skin, poking you, tormenting you, stealing your hat and earmuffs*

[balloon-hater]

my fucking cowboy hat

[gimmik-blogs-worst-nightmare]

*it is now wearing the hat*

[balloon-hater]

cmon man give it back I need that

[balloon-hater]

Your time is ticking, for your deepest fears will float up and pop out of the blue, silly balloon man

-Gimmiko

WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK????????? stay away from me man i’m scared

[gimmik-blogs-worst-nightmare]

*as you turn around you see a figure that looks like your wife, but as you approach the figure fades, as you see it was a balloon, the balloon who killed your wife, here to taunt you*

[balloon-hater]

I Am Going To Kill you

[gimmik-blogs-worst-nightmare]

*as you try to pop the balloon, the dart deflects, this balloon is here for one thing, to torment you and rub in the murder of your dear beloved*

[balloon-hater]

YOU CANT torment me if I can’t see you

[memermemedout]

*you forgot your ears*

[balloon-hater]

oh yeah you’re right thanks.

[gimmik-blogs-worst-nightmare]

*you still feel rubber, balloon skin, poking you, tormenting you, stealing your hat and earmuffs*

[balloon-hater]

my fucking cowboy hat

[balloon-hater]

Your time is ticking, for your deepest fears will float up and pop out of the blue, silly balloon man

-Gimmiko

WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK????????? stay away from me man i’m scared

[gimmik-blogs-worst-nightmare]

*as you turn around you see a figure that looks like your wife, but as you approach the figure fades, as you see it was a balloon, the balloon who killed your wife, here to taunt you*

[balloon-hater]

I Am Going To Kill you

[gimmik-blogs-worst-nightmare]

*as you try to pop the balloon, the dart deflects, this balloon is here for one thing, to torment you and rub in the murder of your dear beloved*

[balloon-hater]

YOU CANT torment me if I can’t see you

[memermemedout]

*you forgot your ears*

[balloon-hater]

oh yeah you’re right thanks.

[balloon-hater]

Your time is ticking, for your deepest fears will float up and pop out of the blue, silly balloon man

-Gimmiko

WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK????????? stay away from me man i’m scared

[gimmik-blogs-worst-nightmare]

*as you turn around you see a figure that looks like your wife, but as you approach the figure fades, as you see it was a balloon, the balloon who killed your wife, here to taunt you*

[balloon-hater]

I Am Going To Kill you

[gimmik-blogs-worst-nightmare]

*as you try to pop the balloon, the dart deflects, this balloon is here for one thing, to torment you and rub in the murder of your dear beloved*

[balloon-hater]

YOU CANT torment me if I can’t see you

[balloon-hater]

Your time is ticking, for your deepest fears will float up and pop out of the blue, silly balloon man

-Gimmiko

WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK????????? stay away from me man i’m scared

[gimmik-blogs-worst-nightmare]

*as you turn around you see a figure that looks like your wife, but as you approach the figure fades, as you see it was a balloon, the balloon who killed your wife, here to taunt you*

[balloon-hater]

I Am Going To Kill you

[balloon-hater]

Your time is ticking, for your deepest fears will float up and pop out of the blue, silly balloon man

-Gimmiko

WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK????????? stay away from me man i’m scared

[feisar]

[randomalienencounter]

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[alien-translator]

“YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES”

@alienracist sorry random tag for no reason, my finger slipped

[alienracist]

im not gay u are!!!!!

[balloon-hater]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[balloon-hater]

*balloon pierced to interact*

what’s going on here