I Translate Aliens

If I ever bullied you for translating the alien I was right to do so,

[alien-translator]

I don’t translate properly btw incase you couldnt tell

[randomalienencounter]

⍑╎ ⊣リ⊣ ⍑ᔑ!¡!¡|| !¡∷╎↸ᒷ ᒲ𝙹リℸ ̣⍑ ⊣リ⊣ ʖᒷ ∴⍑𝙹 ||𝙹⚍ ᔑ∷ᒷ ᔑリ↸ ∴⍑𝙹 ||𝙹⚍ ⎓ᒷᒷꖎ ⍑ᔑ!¡!¡|| ᔑᓭ ⊣リ⊣ ᔑᓭ ꖎ𝙹リ⊣ ᔑᓭ ||𝙹⚍ ᔑ╎リℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ∷ᒷ↸ ⍑ᔑ╎∷ᒷ↸ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌᒷ∷ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ ᔑリ ⚍⊣ꖎ||ᔑᓭᓭ ᓵᔑ!¡ᒷ ⊣リ⊣

[alien-translator]

“Guys help me this skeleton keeps following me around and summoning rainbows I don’t know what it wants and I’m scared”

[pukicho]

Pukicho do you like Hazbin Hotel

I'm sorry to the Hazbin fans, but I am aesthetically and creatively opposed to your show.

[randomalienencounter]

[alien-translator]

“I hate Hazbin hotel because of its just complete disregard of animal symbolism. Why is your spider trapped in a situation with a moth? You have the easiest character design symbolism handed on you on a silver platter and you fuck it up that fuck.”

[alien-translator]

This gimmick blog may be unfunny, unable to post consistently due to laziness and literally only one alien existing on this app, but atleast I stick to the gimmick and don’t hate trans people

[alien-translator]

favourite alien bird?

The one I stalk on the daily

[alien-translator]

When the alien answers my question, can you translate them for me?

Also, favorite letter?

I can and I won't lie about what they say. I like J

[dinosaurnews]

Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.

[hellohowyme]

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

[domina-honoribila]

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

Me, a chicken and a trex deciding whos gonna eat who

[randomalienencounter]

╎ᒲ ᓵ𝙹𝙹ꖌ╎リ⊣ ᔑリ↸ ᒷᔑℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ||ᔑꖎꖎ ᔑꖎꖎ

[alien-translator]

“Eating animals is wrong peta is right”

[random-alientranslator]

Incorrect translation detected!

Translated text: i will eat all of you fuckers

[alien-translator]

I will skin you

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Hi I double checked and @random-alientranslator was correct

Well not exactly but much closer than the other guy

[alien-translator]

You will be skinned also, and if you survive that you will be boiled

[dinosaurnews]

Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.

[hellohowyme]

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

[domina-honoribila]

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

Me, a chicken and a trex deciding whos gonna eat who

[randomalienencounter]

╎ᒲ ᓵ𝙹𝙹ꖌ╎リ⊣ ᔑリ↸ ᒷᔑℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ||ᔑꖎꖎ ᔑꖎꖎ

[alien-translator]

“Eating animals is wrong peta is right”

[random-alientranslator]

Incorrect translation detected!

Translated text: i will eat all of you fuckers

[alien-translator]

I will skin you

[dinosaurnews]

Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.

[hellohowyme]

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

[domina-honoribila]

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

Me, a chicken and a trex deciding whos gonna eat who

[randomalienencounter]

╎ᒲ ᓵ𝙹𝙹ꖌ╎リ⊣ ᔑリ↸ ᒷᔑℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ||ᔑꖎꖎ ᔑꖎꖎ

[alien-translator]

“Eating animals is wrong peta is right”

[zedogica]

dude bensons gonna slap our big oily buttcheeks

[randomalienencounter]

[pukicho]

The peaceful deer lives her whole life not knowing what war is

[randomalienencounter]

ʖ𝙹ᒲʖ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓𝙹∷ᒷᓭℸ ̣, ꖎᒷℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷ ᔑリ↸ 𝙹ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ ᔑリ╎ᒲᔑꖎᓭ ꖌリ𝙹∴

[alien-translator]

“Then the deer died young”

[the-big-mood]

[randomalienencounter]

∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ╎⎓ ╎ℸ ̣ᓭ リᒷ⚍ℸ ̣∷ᔑꖎ╎ℸ ̣|| ᔑリ↸ ╎リ↸╎⎓⎓ᒷ∷ᒷリᓵᒷ?

[alien-translator]

“Is this horse just fat or is horse anatomy reallt just that fucked? Big ass body on some skinny legs”

[irondive]

back on the path of the wolf

[randomalienencounter]

ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ⊣𝙹ᒷᓭ ⍑ᔑ∷↸

[alien-translator]

“How do you think those 2 people in the far back thought about seeing a person with a flask and knife?”

Edit: so turns out thats a wolf in the background but I’m too prideful to edit this post expect for adding this segment

[alien-translator]

The alien has seen all my unfunny attempts at humor we need to skin him

[theehorsepusssy]

[randomalienencounter]

............?????????????????

[alien-translator]

“Classi from South Park had this tattoo”

[the-frightening-ghoul]

*brings a ouija board*

There we go! Oh kind and frightening ghoul, we can finally communicate...

Though the board isn't very sturdy, it's age is catching up to it

*the ouija board is visibly cracked, and has only five uses before it breaks*

Do you accept my gift?

[the-frightening-ghoul]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[the-frightening-ghoul]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[randomalienencounter]

𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑

[alien-translator]

“Gulpma is their name”

[pillowspace]

Stop posting AI-generated animal videos without disclaimer to Tumblr or I'm crashing the ship into a cliffside

[verysexyseagull]

[xylocope]

[l0stn3v3rf0und]

[scarletthedeadhand]

[raika-kiara]

[pillowspace]

i'm going back to sleep

[century-potpourri]

[pillowspace]

Komaeda, thank god it's you, I had a horrible nightmare that there was a guy

[randomalienencounter]

⍑╎ ⊣⚍||ᓭ ╎ᒲ ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ℸ ̣𝙹𝙹

[alien-translator]

wtf do I even add to ts