OH YEAH BABEY

he/him, adult, splatoon sideblog, ballpoint splatling is the best and you cant change my mind

[slicksquid]

how do you ultra stamp

[slicksquid]

im glad that we’re all in agreement here

[dottie-n-stripes]

what if stripes had to give up all his sea snails bc there's too many...but they all go to a sea snail sanctuary that he can visit anytime. he keeps two of them bc he doesn't want them all to go but he needs two so one doesn't get lonely when he's out n about... (also,,ur figures of the pattern kids are so cute owo i can see the love you put into them!!)

awww gosh the idea of him visiting them regularly is so dear ;__; (and tysm ^^)

[japanesenintendo]

Splatoon 2 Ver. 5.0.0 Announced

Nintendo have announced that Splatoon 2 will be updated to Version 5.0.0 in late July adding the Dear Senpai stage from the last 24 hours of Final Fest, along with other Shift Station stages. Also coming around the same time is the above Splatoon 2 Splatfest Replica T-shirts that change appearance to match your team’s coloured ink!

Buy Splatoon 2 Ikasu…

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[ballpointloveblog]

blogs i follow for sploon that havent posted in literal months are reblogging shit about it like its. so painfully obvious yallre just looking for a reason to be pissed abt smth??? ive seen maybe one post about “hey wouldnt it be cool to have a male idol” and i follow all the general splatoon tags. yallre literally taking a tiny deal and going “WELL THIS MEANS EVERY MAN HATES WOMEN” like........ maybe chill...........

[ballpointloveblog]

It’s Not That Deep I’m Just A Feminine Gay Trans Boy That Wants To Project

[ballpointloveblog]

can we......... maybe not go after ppl for thinking “hey a male idol would be Cool and Interesting” like................. its not “hating women” either jfc. sometimes... something different.............. is cool...................................................

[zavegonzo-moved]

autobombs look like otamatones

[xsk-the-haymen-bros-deactivated]

Okay for those who don’t know how to get the 7-11 gear, Here’s a few y’all need to know.

Step 1:

Go to My.Nintendo.com, and sign into your MyNintendo Account, if you don’t what that is... It’s basically your Nintendo Account that you use for Switch/Wii U/3DS.

Step 2:

After getting set up, go on ahead press the “Redeem Points” Icon, there you’ll see that the gear is currently a topic at the moment.

Step 3:

Press/Click on the link to the Gear, there you’ll need redeem 100 Platinum Points... If you don’t have enough, then I highly recommend earning them from Mobile games like Super Mario Run, Fire Emblem Heroes, and Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp.

Step 4:

After getting the right amount of Platinum Points, then head back to My.Nintendo.Com, sign back in, and go back to the gear... after redeeming the Platinum Points you earned, you’ll be given a code... that’s where you’ll then head to the E-Shop on your Switch, got to the “Enter Code” Tab, and put in the code that you were given.

Step 5:

This’ll be the final and easy... just wait for Splatoon 2 to update, then after the update is done just start up Splatoon 2, and that’s where you’ll find a box, waiting for you to open.

[ballpointloveblog]

eyyyyy

[nintendonewsblogger]

MY NINTENDO OFFERING SPLATOON 2 GEAR SET FOR 100 PLATINUM POINTS

You can redeem your points and receive a Splatoon 2 in-game gear download code.

This is a set of four in-game gear items. You can receive:

• Gray FA-11 Bomber • Brown FA-11 Bomber • Red V-Neck Limited Tee • Green V-Neck Limited Tee

Over in Europe, Splatoon 2 fans had to buy a Splatoon 2 Splatfest t-shirt to get a code for this content. Here in the states, we just have to cough up 100 Platinum Points. Grab your set of gear here (thanks Kolma and Andreslop24!)

[dottie-n-stripes]

DJDJDJNEJENSJSN WHAT ELSE DOES LINUS LIE ABOUT,,, IF HE TELLS STRIPES KISSING INDUCES PREGNANCY...

so so many things. this one i dont think he got away with for long though

[jelrix]

Splatoon 3 ideas

Weight slider with realistic fat distribution

Height slider

Make hairstyles not gendered

Make clothes not gendered (no more of that changing the school uniform thing. Just make two versions of the school uniform and let me choose what one i want to wear)

Disabled characters!!! Wheelchairs, crutches, limb braces, prosthetics, service animals, hearing aids, etc)

Piercings!!

The ability to choose your eyebrows. No more gendered eyebrows and also more styles

More skin tones

More eye mask styles!!

More pupil choices then the default circle. If the idols can have special pupils why cant I

Let me wear hat and glasses/facemask please

More pants

Skirts

Dont make the pants gendered either

More playable species (sharklings, salmonlings, etc)

Disabled main character (disabled idol please i would die for that)

Stage rotation but not ranked rotations (I.e. let me play clam blitz all day if i want, just let players decide the mode they want and then they can join other players in the same gane mode)

Show me the level of the player that splatted me. I dont care what theyre wearing. I wanna know if theyre a noob or not.

More hairstyles across the board

Different skin types- freckles, birthmarks, albinoism, patches, vitiligo!!

Local split screen multiplayer

Bring back squid jump

More minigames??? Like a little arcade place where i could spend my in game money on arcade games would be awesome. Even if they didnt have a reward. Cause ive bought everything in the game so money is meaningless to me, give me something to do with it dangnabbit

Also the stores should sell more each day. Trying to complete your clothing collection is so hard when there's only 7 options every day. Stop putting things i already own in the shop

Allow my private battle to team up with another person's private battle. So i can play ranked with my friends of different ranks and teach my n00b friends how to play ranked and also have a full lobby and not like, me and two other people.

Housing??? Like a little apartment room i can decorate and spend money upgrading and stuff. Like pop star posters and cool beds and stuff

Pets!! They could live in the apartment room

You could invite other charscters to your apartment with amiibo (like Marie comes over to hang for the day)

Dresses!!! Again, not gender locked

More booyah/ouch/c'mon options. Theres four buttons and only 2 are used

Let me keep my splatfest tee after the splatfest please some of them are really cool

Let me exchange money for super sea snails because I'm constantly running out of them and now that the final splatfest is over the only way to get them is from levelling up which takes forever esp. At my level

Colored miiverse art

Feel free to add on!!!

[dottie-n-stripes]

I like to think that Dottie and Stripes get into a lot of omg what if we accidental kissed 😳😳 situations where they ALMOST kiss but.. Dottie is too scared that she would be pushing stripes’ boundaries too much so she doesn't and stripes is too scared to kiss dottie bc 1. He’s shy😔😳 and 2. Linus once told him that kissing a girl makes them pregnant and his internal monologue is like I,M NOT READY TO BE A DAD..,.,, I ONLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE PB+J SANDWICHES

omg children…. but god @ all of this u are so right. im sure linus has scared stripes with all sorts of absolute nonsense

[mcprincessdiaries-archive]

a thank you video from nintendo, along with some new artwork. heres to two years of a wonderful game!

[dottie-n-stripes]

Dottie when she levels up: hmm I can use these to add slots to my gear or reroll gear with full slots for easier grinding. Linus when he levels up: free babie

(i think u meant stripes right) *ITS FREE REAL ESTATE VOICE*

[inking-my-splatzone]

Chaos wins and all but, more importantly, did you guys clock the jellyfish on their rafts doing… whatever it is they are doing with the NILS statue.

Aren’t they too small to take it apart?

[floweryedith]

friends: why are you obsessively trying to figure out new stuff about animal crossing new horizons? just wait until it is released!

me: huh????? sorry can't hear you over this video playing