Ballroom Drawings

Eat Balls, You Room! A game wherein: First player writes a sentence. Second person draws a picture based on that sentence. Third person writes a sentence based on that picture, and so on. We play over email. aka "Broken Picture Telephone"aka "Telepictionary"aka "The Caption Game"aka "Doodle or Die"aka "Drawception"aka "Telestrations"

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EBYR001A

Joe:

Meghan:

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

Jason:

Jena:

I may have a crown but I sure the fuck ain't royal. 

Daniel:

Matt:

Gleefully, I use the Crown of England as my toilet!

Traci:

Katy:

Kate was aware that marrying into the Windsor Family would lead to strange things, but the ritual around her now-royal monthly flow had to be the most bizarre, and yet somehow also the most enjoyable.

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#001G

Matt:

The somme was drunk by this time, and very angry; but still unprepared for what he found downstairs.

Wagner:

Traci:

Drinking bottles of wine after work makes me so angry that lasers shoot out of my eyes when I see a giant pile of stinky poop on the ground.

Joe:

Meghan:

Laser-eye Phil, who believed that recycling was a pile of horse shit, took out his 'roid rage on the only people he had any influence with; the aviation industry. 

Jena:

Daniel:

"Big eyed Phil thought about recycling steaming charcoal in the Hulk's mouth, which would direct him to a life of flying."

Katy:

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#001C

Daniel:

"I think that was a giraffe behind the shower curtain.  Or maybe it was a pregnant whale picking up boxes."

Jen:

Jena:

Iris thought long and hard about the giraffe in the shower or was she really thinking of the goldfish in the belly of the whale. One day it would come to her through modern shipping methods.

Meghan:

Traci:

Overnighting the showering giraffe.

Matt:

Katy:

The package contained nothing more than a book of matches from the Dirty Giraffe Cafe in Monocco, and with that she knew that she would never see her lover again.

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EBYR #001B

Meghan:

A small goat muses about farmyard days gone by, whilst eating the sunflowers growing nearby. 

Daniel:

Jeremy:

The scent of sunflowers would transport Billy back to his younger days when life was simple and the farm was a happy place. 

Joe:

Jen:

A man in a nursing home sits on the side of his bed and smells a sunflower that is on his bedside tray. But only because he can’t reach his walker. 

Wagner (unfortunately I got this pic after the game had passed on):

Jena (from Jen's phrase):

Matt:

Staring deep into a sunflower, a man in a hospital bed sees the universe. 

Katy: