i put my queue on a separate blog

main: @baltdev, i filter myself less here zionists fuck off

[baltdev-reblogs]

hey uh minors be careful here.

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[silliestflowergirl]

4. uno

[notmonaca]

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Net zero information post" is funny and all but I really like when a false claim is debunked and then supplemented with an explanation of where the error came from and like, extra information that helps inoculate against future misinfo

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[depsidase]

[crazysodomite]

are there more images in this genre

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[mousidy]

one time i was trying to explain transmisogyny to a TME friend and one of the things I said is that "when young girls are gender nonconforming as children, they are called a tomboy and given until sexual maturity to shape up, but when young boys are gender nonconforming, they are called faggots and immediately and often brutally corrected by their peers." His takeaway from that was the response "don't call me a tomboy."

I wish I could explain better to people.

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[halethleia]

this scene is an actual nightmare scenario like. imagine you are sleep deprived and sweaty and delirious and you threw up like 2 minutes ago and then you have to do a presentation to some of the smartest and most important people in the world.

and one of them is the guy that you called a waste of carbon at a conference in denmark before you got kicked out of your field

[ashed13]

And is now forced to clap for you. Because scary german lady that you accidentally impressed said so.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[megacarapa]

ok so this is another long shot but a few years ago there was a twitter post (in japanese i think?) that had measurememts for how to make this book stand thing out of cardboard that you could use to double up books and use up more space on shelves

back then i made a bunch of these but by now i lost the pic and dont know how to find the original post anymore

if it comes down to it i can just take one apart and get the measurements from there but i would be very grateful if anyone happens to have the original post or something similar??

[megacarapa]

don't mind how long it's been since i made this post, anyway i realized that i don't even need to take one apart to get the measurements when i can literally just unfold it and refold it /FACEPALM

so anyway here is the diagram for anyone else who is interested!!

this requires pretty big carboard pieces, if you have a really big box or something you can make it from one piece, but if you don't, you can also just make each of the pieces individually and then tape them together

and then in the end you put it together like this!!

and then when you make a bunch you can put them all next to each other and stack your books like crazy

EVERYONE START GETTING MORE USE OUT OF YOUR SPACE NOW!!!!

[ffoxer]

New contender for funniest tumblr ad I've personally received

[reptile-girl]

porn will win

[runcibility]

[thezabajabajungle]

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

[elbiotipo]

Pirincho! (Guira guira)

[conspiring-limabean]

must include the fact that baby hoatzins have claws too